Choad

Most used at the McCallie school in Chattanooga TN, this means either a short fat individual or a tool.

Dude look at that choad!
Yeah he's such a douche.

by frederick archebald October 8, 2011

Choad

A penis that is wider, than it is long.

Mel Gibson. Hitler. Your mother.

"My choad hurts"

by Adrian O'Toole September 26, 2006

Choad

A person who is dumb

"Man that guy is such a choad! He thinks 3x3 is 6!"

by jiffylube March 9, 2009

Choad

1. A penis that appears to lack a shaft.
2. A shaftless penis.
3. A penis head that emerges from pubic hair and the genital sack without a visible shaft.

After skinny dipping, Richard's choad made all the ladies snicker.

by ElyVader September 22, 2010

Choad

Tall beast-like (but that'd be giving him too much credit) creature, with a bizarre shaped head and eyes placed on said head in a position as to resemble a Zandu Zan from "The Last Starfighter". This creature tends to hang out in Quality Assurance Offices spouting knowledge that doesn't exist.
An avid motorcyclist, this creature loves to discuss anything unimportant.
MYAAAAAAAH!

Hey, Choad! Is Your bike running? MYAHHHH! Did you ride it in today? MYAAAAAAAH!

by Choadington Choadsworth Bear February 16, 2008

Choad

Noun, usually used to define a person in an unsavorery way. A loser or unpopular person.

Mark is such a choad, I dont know why we hang out with him.

by Darth Oxx July 31, 2009

Choad

A penis so wide it hurts a woman to even fit into her, proof having a big dick is not the best thing ever.

PB's choad was so wide it didnt even fit into a girl who had a baby, to believe he had sex with a virgin with that monster poor girl prolly has no tightness left now...

by Diarrhea Mouth February 23, 2008