Chlamydiot

A person who engages in high-risk sexual behavior with multiple partners without regard to their personal safety or the safety of others. A contraction of the words" chlamydia" and "idiot."

Person 1: "Man, my chlamydiot girlfriend gave me a VD."
Person 2: "Fuck."
Person 3: (heads for the clinic)

by nowayhomie April 13, 2006

Chlamydia

a sexually transmitted disease, causing conjunctivitis in cattle and sheep and trachoma, urethritis, and proctitis in humans.

dont have sex.
because you will get Chlamydia.
and DIE.
Dont have sex in the missoinary possition.
Dont have sex standing up.
just dont do it promise?
now everyone take some rubbers...

by xDIRTYlittleSEXRETSx November 6, 2005

Chlamydia Chowder

The thick, chunky discharge resulting from a bad case of the aforementioned sexually transmitted disease.
(see also: Split Herpes Soup)

"I had to change underwear seven times already today because of some serious chlamydia chowder."

by buttfinger December 9, 2013

clamydia

Chlamydia is a common sexually transmitted disease. It make your pussy smell like rotten clams, and your pussy lips get hard like clam shells.

My wife want a divorce because I gave her CHLAMYDIA. Who cares anyhow. Her pussy stinks and she's really starting to chafe my dick.

by 38 Caliber Kimo April 3, 2003

chloemydia

the disease of awesomeness.

that person has a serious case of chloemydia

rangas have serious chloemydia going on

by poppy2 February 28, 2009

clamydia

Clamydia is a silent diease that you can get from a chickenhead, hoe, slut, dirty nigga, or just trifling person. There doesn't have to be any symptoms and you can have a test come up negative. You need to ask for a clamydia test. This is more common than you think.

Keysha went to the doctor for a routine check up and got std tests to be safe. Sitting a home with her man, 3 days later she finds out she got Clamydia.

by It can happen to you. December 1, 2006

mexican chlamydia

a form of chlamydia in which the penis grows a sombrero and then falls off

Yeah, I was worried because my crotch was itching while i was in Mexico. - George
Yeah, you probably got Mexican Chlamydia. -Jordan

by Fiegizzl July 16, 2006