chlamydial syphllaids

someone who is so bubonic with all manner of sexually and otherwise transmitted disease that they have the look of a crack whore that has been up for a week straight chocking down all manner of disgusting filth in a vain attempt to stave the insatiable desire to run themselves off a cliff because they are so diabolical. these people could be described as having syphllaids.

Must have at least a small dose of vallium on person, postulous spots on face and vagina/penis.

Gregor: check her out! she has the worst case of syphllaids i've ever seen.

Steve: she looks like she has been sucking on the exhaust pipe of a HGV lorry.

Greame: Aye, that sure is one nasty case of chlamydial syphllaids!

by gregor wilson April 20, 2008

Chlamydia

a sexually transmitted disease, causing conjunctivitis in cattle and sheep and trachoma, urethritis, and proctitis in humans.

dont have sex.
because you will get Chlamydia.
and DIE.
Dont have sex in the missoinary possition.
Dont have sex standing up.
just dont do it promise?
now everyone take some rubbers...

by xDIRTYlittleSEXRETSx November 6, 2005

Chlamydia Chowder

The thick, chunky discharge resulting from a bad case of the aforementioned sexually transmitted disease.
(see also: Split Herpes Soup)

"I had to change underwear seven times already today because of some serious chlamydia chowder."

by buttfinger December 9, 2013

Camelia

She always gets stressed very easily, she is very loyal and independent. She also has a lot of patience but when she loses it, she will stop being sweet as usually

- I hate Camelia, she is so annoying.
+That’s because you don’t know her, perhaps she is very stressed at the moment.

by qkxiwnso November 21, 2021

mexican chlamydia

a form of chlamydia in which the penis grows a sombrero and then falls off

Yeah, I was worried because my crotch was itching while i was in Mexico. - George
Yeah, you probably got Mexican Chlamydia. -Jordan

by Fiegizzl July 16, 2006

chlamydia

A sexually transmitted disease that causes such symptoms as cloudy urine. Not all people will show symtoms. It is easily "cured" with antibiotics although it may cause damage (especially in women) if not treated.

Chlamydia: The gift that keeps on giving!

by Janeshoe October 18, 2011

chlamydia

the most gorgeous name you give a girl. chlamydia is kind, sweet, loving, and above all, super sexy. you should name your child chlamydia, i promise you won't regret it :)

wow is that chlamydia? she's so pretty.

by babyeater666 July 19, 2020