Chizeled

is a ghetto term used to define physically or mentally shaped behaviour that results in victorious consequences.

Physically:

*Slap* - He just got chizeled.

Mentally:

Last night, me and my mate were discussing global politics and its detrimental effect on individual economies...
Oh boy, was she chizeled.

by ForTheCraic January 5, 2011

Chiseled

When you are hammered and stoned at the same time.

Bob: "Yo are you okay?"
Jimmy: *mumbling words* "NahHHhH im sooo fuckiNG Chiseled"

by me number 69 October 21, 2022

Chiseled cunt

A female bodybuilder who is also a raving, lunatic bitch; also defines any male/female on steroids who acts like a child, or a pussy.

"Ew, see Julie over there? She's on so many 'roids, she's a chiseled cunt!"
Also, "Good gracious, Taylor Lautner is such a chiseled cunt! He's built but still acts like a pussy!"

by Kendromeda September 24, 2011

Chizeled

To Chizel it or to have chizeled is to go excessively in depth about a subject when stoned

"man jamie really chizeled it last night he wouldnt shut up"

by Doddsy mcdoddington March 7, 2009

Chiseled Cheese

a random person that makes roblox videos

Chiseled Cheese is mid (not really)

by *uses real name* August 4, 2022

The Chiseled Wood Theory

The Chiseled Wood theory claims that any object (under the right circumstances and or preferences) can become so valuable to the point that someone would kill another just to obtain it. In this case a singular wood chip. Lets give you an example, lets say that water dissolves from the planet, except for water found in wood. Thus people begin chopping down trees to acquire water from the inside of trunks. Or in a condensed form or shard. Thus a wood chip. This theory can apply to 100 percent of all objects. Even including animal and human feces and piss. Because it still stands as a source of nutrients and water. Even in small quantities. The question goes deeper into identity what is incapable of become worth a persons while. Can a pocket of nothing become worth something? In the saying " Another mans junk is another mans treasure" we can assume that everything (Including literally nothing) can become extremely valuable. We already see this theory in place all around us, air and livestock would be in high demand in space. Thus one thing that is in high abundance (for now) is air on earth. If you were in a life and death situation you would kill the person with the highest air supply. Things change value over time and over sociological preferences and needs.

The Chiseled Wood Theory: everything can have extreme value.

by The Crab people January 19, 2021

Chiseled Bronze Man-God

A dominant male figure possessing both the chiseled, muscular physique and the sound, intelligent mind necessary to defeat you in all aspects of life.

"What do Tony Danza, Brad Pitt, Bear Grylls, Lebron James, and Jason Bourne all have in common?"
"They could all kick my ass?"
"Yes, because they're all Chiseled Bronze Man-Gods."

by Sheriff Pitter March 1, 2009