A vile, fatal disease originating from the embodiment of pestilence himself, Mr Andy Chivers. Caused by inhaling or ingesting his bodily secretions. Gases produced by his corrosive vomit or toxic ejaculate should be avoided at all costs. Physical contact may result in scabbing, blisters, or pulsating warts. Upon contraction of The Chiv the victim will instantly rendered infertile and a bad sket. Within the first 10 days the intelligence of the victim will drastically drop, reducing someone once completely eloquent to shouting phrases such as 'not in me arse lad' or 'some o dat bing man'. Following this the victim's mental state will continue to deteriorate, their skin will begin to shrivel, they will suddenly become addicted to drugs that they have never tried, and want to start shagging less attractive creatures. After an unspecified amount of time the victim will eventually succumb to The Chiv, dying horribly in a pile of their own faecal matter and tears. Plz shar 2 spred awarnes.
by D458 December 13, 2017
Get the The Chivmug. 1. Ugh! You're such a chiv-it!
2. I'm feeling really chivy today.
3. Can you hand me that chiv-it?
4. Did you see chiv-it last night? He was unbelievable!
2. I'm feeling really chivy today.
3. Can you hand me that chiv-it?
4. Did you see chiv-it last night? He was unbelievable!
by Chiv-it August 12, 2019
Get the Chiv-itmug. Derived from HIV+ A virus that has infected CollegeHumor.com. Used to describe the degression of the site in recent months; mainly for pictures, articles, and videos that aren't visible or don't work.
by Jordan0 March 8, 2008
Get the CHIV+mug. 
A fool that i know who is also known as yellow, merf, martyn, chav, cock nose the list goes on. He plays 4 WBHC although he's not very good :P, yet he still managed to score more goals than me this season!!! Cheer up chivs we won the league!! woo!!
I'm probably gonna get fined 4 this def arent I!!!
The only reason i made this def so negative is cause u showed the last 1 i made 2 tolley!!!
Merf scored a sitter again :):):):)
Im bored!!
The only reason i made this def so negative is cause u showed the last 1 i made 2 tolley!!!
Merf scored a sitter again :):):):)
Im bored!!
by KingEdgar April 19, 2005
Get the Chivsmug. A chiv is very closely related to a pikey and indeed is all pikey, a subset of pikey, if you will.
The main difference is that a chiv's favourite style of casual-wear is Burberry.
Burberry baseball caps are a favourite amongst chivs but you do see Burberry shirts, shorts, shoes etc and very rarely you may spot a truly hardcore chiv bedecked head-to-toe in Burberry....nnnnnice.
A secondary difference is that a chiv is generally more stupid and therefore more vicious than a pikey...watch out...doubly nnnnice.
The main difference is that a chiv's favourite style of casual-wear is Burberry.
Burberry baseball caps are a favourite amongst chivs but you do see Burberry shirts, shorts, shoes etc and very rarely you may spot a truly hardcore chiv bedecked head-to-toe in Burberry....nnnnnice.
A secondary difference is that a chiv is generally more stupid and therefore more vicious than a pikey...watch out...doubly nnnnice.
Check out that chiv fool on the other side of the street in his Burberry pyjamas.
There were a bunch of proper chivs hanging by that BMW...doubt it's there anymore.
There were a bunch of proper chivs hanging by that BMW...doubt it's there anymore.
by Ron April 27, 2004
Get the chivmug.