chubstitute

A combination of chubby and substitute, used in reference to a drunken obese female with whom a man copulates when he is down on his luck.

Timothy struck out with Sally, so he settled for a chubstitute.

by imab9k9 March 4, 2004

constitute

To compose, form.

The three midgets constituted the human castle

by Larstait November 7, 2003

copstitute

An officer of the law, esp. in a video game, who aggressively pursues the player in order to disrupt him. Copstitute AI is often designed to give NPCs an advantage.

That *&(^ing copstitute forced my car into the wall a half mile from the finish!

by Hesh December 6, 2005

Carstitute

A sex worker that propositions their clientele by means of a vehicle.

While walking down the street a car approached and a carstitute asked if Jim was looking for a good time.

by ca-caw July 3, 2011

Chubstitute

A junk food that parades as a health food

These Quinoa Tortilla Chips are a total chubstitute

by Fish Sticks March 16, 2014

Chubstitute

The fat kid who comes on for the last five minutes of a match -usually because his dad sponsors the team.

With the game drawing to an end, the team sent on their chubstitute in order to satisfy his dad who was watching from the sideline (whilst eating a kebab).

by manhattan surfer January 20, 2015

constitute

Where a prostitute is 'pro'
a constitute is 'con'.
A prostitute who does a bad job.

I can't believe i payed $1000 bucks for that constitute.

by coinroller August 23, 2007