A Chinese Fire Drill is when, at a red light, a group of people hop out their car, switch to different seats as fast as they can, and ride away.
by IDigMusic January 15, 2009
Get the chinese fire drillmug. In Detroit, the act of getting out of your car at a stop light and having it be stolen before you can reach the rear bumper.
Could I borrow a Benjamin to get my car out of impound? I tried a chinese fire drill last week because I forgot I wasn't in Ann Arbor.
by Snacman November 6, 2007
Get the chinese fire drillmug. Used as a euphemism in sports, when in a particular zone there is mass disorganization, confusion, or lack of cohesion.
Bill: Did you see the Senators power-play last night?
Ted: It was brutal! The whole thing looked like a Chinese fire drill
Ted: It was brutal! The whole thing looked like a Chinese fire drill
by Shotgun Messiah05 January 17, 2009
Get the Chinese fire drillmug. The act of dressing up as a fireman, going to China, and pulling the fire alarm in a building. Then proceeding to grab the nearest woman and raping her while everyone else escapes the building.
by NobodyCallsMeLebowski April 2, 2011
Get the The Chinese Fire Drillmug. a racist term that denotes that something is completely haywire. When one says that something is as "hosed up like a Chinese fire drill" it means that there is a massive confusion going on. The complexities and complications of the Chinese language is probably a factor in the use of this term. Still, it's a racist term to use because it implies that Chinese people don't have their shit together. Besides, if you were to see a REAL fire drill in China it probably would be just as orderly as one held in the West, even with the Chinese language being as difficult as it is. Sometimes the term "Polish fire drill" is used to mean the same thing.
Billy is 16 and taking driver's ed. He pumped the accelerator too forcefully. He killed the engine and needs to wait a minute or two, then start it up again. Sitting next to him is the driving instructor Gerald. Gerald tells Billy that he's got it all fucked up like a Chinese fire drill.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 29, 2007
Get the Chinese fire drillmug. by Chief Maizholington October 22, 2015
Get the Chinese fire drillmug. A party game, typically found at co-ed teen and college age parties. Upon "Chinese Russian fire drill" being called, participants (everyone at the party) remove and exchange their shirts with another person as quickly as possible.
by Nick_13 September 23, 2007
Get the Chinese Russian Fire Drillmug.