Chimichumpkin

The act of eating a chimichanga (a tortilla wrapped around a filling, typically of meat, and deep-fried) and receiving blumpkin.

Toby was hungry and horny. He decided to eat a chimichanga while his girlfriend Jess gave him a blumpkin, there for he received a chimichumpkin.

by Edward Theodor James IV November 20, 2011

hot chimichanga shit

When you have to take a shit really bad.

HURRY UP IN THERE! I have to take my hot chimichanga shit!

by Zeyph February 28, 2017

Colorado Chimichanga

Super gluing your anus closed, taking a large amount of laxatives, and defecating Inside the anus.

"How did he end up in the hospital?"
"He gave himself a Colorado Chimichanga."

by Ryan Hook September 13, 2017

Chimicoma

A condition which occurs immediately following the consumption of a large chimichanga during the lunch break from a boring office job. Upon returning to work, the affected chimichanga eater becomes unproductive, listless, and a generally worthless employee. In essence, the chimichanga eater has entered a coma-like state, which is generally not fatal, and to which there is no known cure. Scientists have confirmed that the condition is caused when most of the body's blood is sent to the stomach to digest the massive deep fried burrito.

John: "Why won't Jay answer his phone?"

Heather: "Oh Jay has a chimicoma. He had the lunch special at Valle Luna's today."

John: "His head is down and he is drooling."

Heather: "Don't worry about it. He'll snap out of it in about an hour."

by Di Nacho May 5, 2009

chimichina

A chimichanga that was mass produced in a factory in China rather than being made in a Mexican restaurant

"What's the school serving for lunch today?"
"Pre-Packaged chimichinas agian."
"God damn it that's the third time this week!"

by john_farley34 April 28, 2015

Nacho Taco Chimichanga

yum

Nacho Taco Chimichanga we got to celebrate our differences.

by I am a fucking Idiot December 15, 2020

West-Korean chimichanga

The sexual performance of 69'ing an Asian male/female while a Mexican man/woman uses this oppurtunity to not only finger your butthole, but your partner's butthole too.

Me: "Hey you guys wanna' partake in a West-Korean chimichanga?"
Kimmy: "Yeah Javier and I would love to dude!"
Javier: "Yo Kimmy im gonna' finger the shit outa' this butthole!"

by zwaanjspkd October 14, 2011