Chilfs

The children of a chosen Milf and Dilf, sent by Lil Nax(sty eggs). Therefore, the chilfs of their time.

"Man, look at those siblings. They're insanely hot and smexy."
"Yeah, they're mom is a milf and dad is a dilf. "
"SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH, they chilfs"

by anal.bubbleitch May 4, 2021

CHILF

Chav I'd like to fuck

Omg bro look at that CHILF.

by A swag man March 27, 2023

CHILF

CHILF means you are child and dilf at the same time, Child I'd Like To Fuck but in this case it just means you're a Future DILF. also it means dilf who is younger than you. (it's not illegal)

Jestan may be 18 but he looks 40 which makes him a certified CHILF.

by guardian devil July 5, 2021

chilf

Chinese Girl I'd Like To Fuck

Mate, did you see that CHILF? She would get shagged everywhere!

by OhDannyBoy April 1, 2007

chilf

Like milf but with a person that has curly hair.

Look at that boy's hair... He's totally a chilf!

by TarynT August 6, 2006

Chilf Off

A rather dashing and gentlemanly way of telling someone to fuck off. Once famously used by Tim Minchin in the song "Hello".

If you are offended by strong language or blasphemy, maybe you should chilf off home. Because it's only going to get worse from now on....cunt.

by pimpchizzle March 10, 2010

weaver chilf

a variety of chilf only found in yorkshire regions, also see the lesser spotted weaver chilf but not to be confused with the hamdingo procaster chilf of the australian region.

I was pissed as a fart last night and I got saturday night weavered and I got nine months before I'm gonna have my very own weaver chilf!

by Monty May 21, 2003