The children of a chosen Milf and Dilf, sent by Lil Nax(sty eggs). Therefore, the chilfs of their time.
"Man, look at those siblings. They're insanely hot and smexy."
"Yeah, they're mom is a milf and dad is a dilf. "
"SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH, they chilfs"
"Yeah, they're mom is a milf and dad is a dilf. "
"SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH, they chilfs"
by anal.bubbleitch May 05, 2021
CHILF means you are child and dilf at the same time, Child I'd Like To Fuck but in this case it just means you're a Future DILF. also it means dilf who is younger than you. (it's not illegal)
by guardian devil July 05, 2021
by OhDannyBoy March 26, 2007
by TarynT August 06, 2006
A rather dashing and gentlemanly way of telling someone to fuck off. Once famously used by Tim Minchin in the song "Hello".
If you are offended by strong language or blasphemy, maybe you should chilf off home. Because it's only going to get worse from now on....cunt.
by pimpchizzle March 10, 2010
a variety of chilf only found in yorkshire regions, also see the lesser spotted weaver chilf but not to be confused with the hamdingo procaster chilf of the australian region.
I was pissed as a fart last night and I got saturday night weavered and I got nine months before I'm gonna have my very own weaver chilf!
by Monty May 21, 2003