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Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide

A maniacal sexual maneuver in which the female (assuming it is a heterosexual relationship) lathers her bosom with a flavored popsicle of her choosing. Once the popsicle has been fully applied, the male performs a common sexual act known as the "titty-fuck" whilst simultaneously thrusting a lollipop in and out of the female's vagina.
Mark's infatuation with the Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide caused Beatrice to have multiple yeast infections and congenital rash outbreaks on her chest area.

Doctors warned Beatrice that continual practice of the Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide could lead to other types of fungi related to yeast infections to result in an untimely and gruesome death.

*Ironically, physicians have concluded that the Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide is in no way detrimental to a man's health.
by r2kjowens August 25, 2009
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CHINKsicle

A term used for cold asians.
AZNFUCK: d000000d. im fweezing.

SMARTGUY: SHUT UP YOU FREAKIN CHINKSICLE!
by brianlovesliz August 1, 2009
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chicsicle

A plumped up mans genitals.
A boner.
An erection.
Chubber
Sally slurped on my chicsicle before I inserted it into her dirtbutton.
by itchy corn April 19, 2003
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Cocksicle

A refreshingly ice cold dick that's typically enjoyed by young women (and gay dudes)as a means of cooling off on a hot summer day. Can also be shoved into one's orifice of choice for additional ice cold pleasure.
Paul is "nothing like a cocksicle to celebrate the end of exams!" (someone's actual facebook status)

Zach: "Was it cherry-vanilla jizz flavored or just the original jizz flavor?" (actual comment on person's facebook status)
by Quadrillon VIII May 9, 2009
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Butt-Fudge Cocksicle

The sexual term for when a female performs fellatio on a male immediately after anal-sex.
Janice's brown stains on her teeth are testament to her unprecedented Butt-Fudge Cocksicle giving skills!
by G.P.R. September 19, 2009
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CockSicle

The act in which a man uses his engorged penis as a swizzle stick in a glass of ice and water for the refreshing satisfaction of his partner. This provides refreshment to the partner from the inside.
It was a hot, sultry night and Peter's cocksicle felt cool and refreshing inside Delilah.
by Don Kingery February 20, 2022
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The action of introducing ones virile member into the freezer to keep it cool for a later occurring act of licking and suction.
1. I like sticking my virile member in the freezer, cocksicle is so much fun during the summer! But I think it is starting to affect my size.

2. I really noticed that resources are starting to run low in this pandemic. We have absolutely no popsicles for the summer. I guess I will have to cocksicle for Jessica!

3. Jessica is obsessed with me sticking my penis in the freezer so she can lick it. But man, cocksicling is so damn hard on my penis and balls, they're like little ice cubes.
by LCFO December 9, 2021
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