chib

A stabbing instrument especially in form of nice shiny knife of a reasonable and manly size ( fuck u neds and wee sad kitchen butter knifes!!)that does damage to a nice wee face :D

haw man am gonna chib ur face

by Mad Dog L In luv with L November 03, 2003

Chib

A Chib is a chin that has been fully evolved. Only one human being has ever been recorded to have a Chib in the history of Chibology.

Dayam, you have an enormous Chib

by Bondflower February 08, 2015

chib chib

-A word to use as an expresion of anything depending on
how you feel at that moment in time.

-Anything you could really want it to mean. It's a word
made to take place of another word.

-Can be used in place of a swear word

Dave - "I feel good today cause I won 1,000,000 dollars."
Chris - "I feel very chib chib cause thats how I roll."
Dave - "Chib Chib??"
Chris - "A word that can be used to express your mood."
Dave - "Oh, so i could say 'I feel Chib Chib after
winning 1,000,000 dollars?'"
Chris - "Now you got it."
____________________________ _____________________________

Aladdin - " I'm gonna chib chib you kay?"
Guard - "Please don't swat me"
_____________________________ _____________________________

In the back of the church...

Frank - "Chib Chib faster!!!"
Danielle - "Your a bad little boy!" *giggles*
Preist - "OMG thats a sin!!!"
Frank - "So, It's fun"
Danielle - "Don't stop... I'm so close!!!"
Frank - "I won't Cause I am too!"
Priest - "OMG!!!"

Several minuets later...

Frank - "Your so good."
Danielle - " I beat you in Scrabble everytime."
Frank - "Only when i let you use names."
Danielle - "So??"

by Tyler Sharp April 17, 2006

Chib

A small yet thin willy

Johnathan - "hey did you get my picture, its big isn't it"
Melanda - "Johnathan, you have a chib?"

by MungeMan October 23, 2022

chibbed

the past tense of being hit with a blunt object commenly a bottle or a brick.
used at least twice a day by each person in scotland

Man A Chibbed That Emo Wae Ma Empty Bucky Bottle Nae Bother

by Wee Blacky January 23, 2007

Chib

Chubby Indian Boy. Mostly used as an insult.

"Oh here comes that Chib now."

by Chibbest October 16, 2015

chibbed

To be chibbed is to hit with a blunt weapon

i.e a bottle

These blunt weapons include baseball bats, certain glass bottles and other blunt devices

See chibbing

Poor guy being 'chibbed' like that

by Duo maxwell2100 November 02, 2006