choosey tough guy

Someone who decides to act bold and cocky around other individuals that are weaker/smaller/less intimidating than them but crumble once they are in the presence of someone who towers over them (bigger).

Joe lolly: Hey mark, that guy called you a fag!

Mark: Where?!

Joe lolly: That big dude in behind you.

Mark: Oh, well he's kinda big, but if he were my size I would take him on....

Joe lolly: Dam bro, your a choosey tough guy.

by Jay-Si January 19, 2013

neighbours can’t be choosers

A play on 'beggars can't be choosers' – you get what you are given and don't complain, you can’t avoid them, they are your neighbours. Even though the very sight of them fills you with despair because of their passive aggressive notes and incessant complaints about noise, the bins etc.

"I heard your neighbour was complaining about your messy garden again"
"Pffft, neighbours can’t be chooserss"

by mummazumbe August 15, 2015

13 channels of shit on the TV to choose from

Pink's existential dilemma

I've got 13 channels of shit on the TV to choose from.

by Pink's crisis June 4, 2015

Choosey

someone who is choosey will only accept things that they like a lot or they consider to be very good. This person will not settle for less. Usually these type of people are from NASHVILLE,TN

"615.... choosey!!!"

Ex 2: she's so choosey, she always chooses the best things in life

by Girlsbelike June 20, 2014

i choose you pikachu

Expression used by Ash when choosing to use his favorite pokemon, pikachu, in a battle.

"I choose you pikachu!"

by skydawg159 August 5, 2006

Choose your next words very carefully

1. A passive-aggressive threat to someone.

2. To warn someone off before things get violent

3. A response to someone who offended you.

4. Commonly used as a joke online.

Taylor: "It's sad. You turn out to be just like your father. A drunk, abusive, pathetic man with no meaning to live."

Mike: "Choose your next words very carefully"

by John Anonymous Doe December 10, 2016

choose up

Often used when refering to a pimp or hoe.

James told Sarah to "choose up" and get this money!

by ashrah April 3, 2008