chemtrail

A lunatic conspiracy propagated by absolute dickheads on social media... enough said.
'have you seen my latest photos of the sky.. see the chemtrail?'

'no.. i see a prick that will do anything to make their lives feel more exciting'
by tom healey August 30, 2016
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chemtrail

A cocaine lines. As a word game from “contrail”, comparing the drug lines to the cloud condensation lines left by airplanes.
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chemtrail

Chemtrails are used to steer and propagate energies used in
ultra-secure communications, and because they quickly lose their
coherency, chemtrails that is, to become reflective layers of clouds
over a few hours time, they can also be (are) used to form what must be
called "The Broadcast Canopy", a major tool within the radiant arsenal
and in weather modification. A huge reflective sheet is formed over a
subject population, and the energies and frequencies broadcast from
antennae farms everywhere can be attuned to achieve ends that have been
researched extensively by the CIA during Projects Paperclip, MK-ULTRA,
and others...

Broadcast Canopys also are used to perpetuate things like through-wall
radar, very long distance sound bugging of premises, computer monitoring
from afar, and general invasions of privacy...
look up! you're being sprayed by your own government.
by spellbreaker July 23, 2003
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Chemtrail Cough

That nagging cough you get that never gets too bad but also never goes away despite being perfectly healthy otherwise, taking tons of vitamins and trying all your natural home-remedies. A direct result of breathing chemicals (barium and aluminum) sprayed into the atmosphere by the government.
"Dang, I've been drinking tons of tea and using my neti pot but I still can't shake this chemtrail cough, must be from that grid they sprayed last week."
by peacechicken January 10, 2012
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weed chemtrail

Also, weed contrail. The odiferous trail left behind an automobile in which significant amounts of smoked marijuana is being consumed.

From weed, slang for marijuana, and chemtrail, a conspiracy-theorist's variant on contrail, the condensation trail left behind by a jet airplane at high altitude.
Dude, did you get a whiff of that Lexus that drive by? It was leaving a serious weed chemtrail.
by x Chicagoan April 21, 2017
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chemtrails

stratospheric aerosol injection
Although chemtrails can be used to deflect sunlight and potentially lower temperatures, the pollution they cause is a direct threat to life on Earth.
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