chem

Awesome, cool, or better than great

Dude, that is so chem.

Negative form: chemless
ex. You're chemless, man.

by a techie April 19, 2006

chem

the pasty gunk in the crevice of your ass when you do not shower for a few days

I scratched my ass, and there was chem on my fingers.

Go drink a bottel of chem you stupid asswipe.

by Kayla Thy Great January 14, 2007

chem

to mean yes,yeah,agreeing

person1: i like yer dont i?
person 2: oh chem :)!

by :)! December 27, 2007

chem

verb. To jump, or to bash, esp by a large group of youths at St James College.

<pcweirdo> chem!!!
* pcweirdo chems

by pcweirdo February 10, 2004

chem

a homosexual from empo who doen't like to drink

That guy is suck a chem. i can't believe he doen't drink.

by Cody Andrus March 24, 2005

Chem Strike

While doing the act of a 69, a female can commit a Chem Strike at any moment. The act is a FAT queef or a fart to the opposite parties facial region. As she is on top all she needs to do is wrap her legs around the opposite persons head. Locking the person into position to absorb the toxic fumes. Causing for either a finish worthy of Zeus himself to come down and shake your hand or will cause the person to faint from fright

Person 1- Dude I thought you were dead after I heard you were hit by a Chem Strike

Person 2- Yeah she hit me with the headlock and I knew I was in for it. But turns out I’m a real big fan of Chem Strikes
Person 1- Guess I’ll have to try that out sometime soon. I’m hoping for a big Chem Strike all over my face.

by Jhubie Bros October 6, 2020

ap chem

1. Agonizingly Painful Crazily Horrible Evil Misery In Stressful Torture Ruining You

2. Satan's lover who had affairs with Hitler, Saddam Hussein, Bin Laden, and Stalin

3. Soul-eater. On a literal level: flesh-eater.

4. If encountered, more fatal than solution saturated with 1000.010 molar HCl (note the significant digits.) Side effects may include but are not limited to death, nervous breakdowns, and insanity.

5. Emotional trauma. Mental suicide.

Finnegan: I had a near chemistry experience yesterday!
Trish: Is this why you were sent to the insane asylum?

Finnegan: <laughs hysterically as a consequence of chemical fumes>

Guy: You wanna go out with me?
Girl: I'd rather do ap chem.

Friend: You need some ice for that burn?

by chazele May 25, 2009