Chelwood

A Chelwood is a rare species of the indigenous ape family. These primates traditionally have very small genitals and are known to commonly scratch, not their genitals, but rather the forefront of their most likely hair covered chest. It is a common known fact that one may contract Swetmanitis by coming in contact with a Chelwood’s testicular region. This disease affects a few number of people per year due to the fact that Chelwoods are rarely seen naked. But if one should come across an unclothed Chelwood it is best to make much noise so as to frighten the Chelwood into retreat. If this is ineffective, then the next course of action should be to run in the opposite direction while screaming, “Damnit Chelwood!”

"Damnit Chelwood!!!" -everyone

by Rufus Cogburn December 10, 2006

Childo

A dildo that is cold temperature wise so it tingles when inserted; it is a literal chilly dildo.

That weird Scottish guy keep his childos in a fridge; he must love a cold one up the arse.

by Mr316 December 23, 2020

Chelonald

A mixture of Chelanne and daddy Donald (Trump). Doesn't want to get into politics yet talks politics all the time and will assign a crap ton of work not knowing we have lives.

Pickle Rick: Did you do that work for Chelonald?
Totus: Hell no, Chelonald needs to CHILL!!!

by Echo_Echo54 November 5, 2018

Bap-chelor

A single man with a severe cleavage obsession, to the point where a Bap-chelor is also a bit of a pervert. Common noises made by a true Bapchelor are "Mmmmm...titties" along with the rasping noise often heard during dirty phone calls.

"Oi, Bap-chelor, stop looking at my baps"

"His head was in her cleavage all night...he's such a Bapchelor"

Girl with big knockers: "Hi, nice to meet you"
Bap-chelor: "Mmmmm...titties" <rasp> <rasp>
Girl with big knockers: "Ahhhhhhh! It's the Bap-chelor! Run!"

by petra1782 May 28, 2006

Chaldo

Shorter way of saying Chaldean

If somebody says, "I'm a Chaldo".

by Johnny Dandolla December 24, 2004

childover

Similar to a hangover, only with permanent side effects.
the result of way too many martinis during happy hour.

Jane should have insisted on contraception, Now Ted and her could quite possibly be coming down with a nasty childover!

by Disexlia boy January 18, 2010

Chelbo

A mischievous roommate that loves to break e smokes and fuck up everything in your life while you aren't looking.

Also, can be used as a verb, noun, pronoun or any other word for any situation.

Chelbo drank all the good beer bro.

Man, you really chelbo'd that one up dude.

by El capitan de chelbo July 6, 2016