cheez-it

a racist term meaning a "cracker" that should be white but is orange as a result of over-use of tanning products and/or tanning beds.

That cheez-it needs to cut back on the tanning spray.

by kneebeau December 3, 2009

Cheez-it

Someone who is very white, has blonde hair, name starts with C H A Z, and is a lazy bum.

He always leaves school early because he is a Cheez-it

by ItsYourDaddy69 January 30, 2019

Cheez-it

A name for a person who completely and utterly fails to accomplish a set task, a n00b.

Bob: Damnit, Jack, I told you to bring the booze!
Jack: Aw, sorry, dude, I was too busy bating.
Bob: You're such a cheez-it. Why do I hang out with you?

by Michael Crockett January 28, 2008

Cheez-it

A snack food created to feed the gerbils that are anally inserted into homosexuals.

OOO I can feel my gerbil scurry around in my small intestine, I thinks it hungry for a cheez-it!!!

by jayzee1 June 21, 2011

cheez-it

term of endearment for someone who you are close with.

axp refers to sws as her cheez-it.

by lovebug1518 March 16, 2009

Cheez-It

A person you enjoy almost as much as the baked cheesy snack cracker itself.

Look there's Cheez-It.

Right right. He's suck a cracker.

by joy powder February 21, 2017

Cheez-it

noun used to refer to a partially White, partially Asian person, based on the fact that they are a cracker, but are not white

You fucking mixed-race Cheez-it, nobody loves you!

Nobody likes burnt Cheez-its, so you should stop roasting me.

by NotUpSideDown November 13, 2017