cheesewank

When you wank using a hole in a piece of cheese. Only gayboys do it, so it is used as an insult.

You cheesewank!

by TT March 17, 2004

cheesewank

1:*sniff sniff* eww ben have u been cheesewanking?
2:No that is you...
1:Oh yeah betta have a bit of spring cleaning
2:Last time i did that i got a feather caught in there!!!

Look above ^^^^^^^^ !!!You cheesewank!!!

by warren March 19, 2004

Cheesewank

Like a normal wank but spreadable cheese is smeared all over the penis before masturbation takes place.

Hairy Johnny Naye was horny after seeing Noddy bend over at work so he decided to have a cheesewank when he went home.

by Pervy P April 28, 2009

Cheesewalk

Usealy a term for an event in a small town where many restaurants give samples of cheese. But if referred tords towards woman means that she get around town often.

My homies ex was passed around like at a cheesewalk.

by Cooperator September 22, 2020

Cheesewalk

When a girl gets passed around to many people like cheese samples at a festival.

Dang Amber's cool but she's definitely a cheesewalk

by Cooperator September 22, 2020

CHEESECRACKERSFREAKINGCHEESECRACKERS

This is the typical saying of high energy people and it means that they really need a nap. Usually said in text.

A:hru B?
B:CHEESECRACKERSFREAKINGCHEESECRACKERS-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
A:oh god-

by 👑Katelyn_Crown👑 December 31, 2021

Cheesewank

When you’ve been eating Cheetos all night and your fingers are covered in Cheetos dust, and then you fancy a tug, resulting in turning your dick orange.

“You hear about Myles? He went to emerge last night. Thought his dick was infected. Turns out he he had a cheesewank earlier that evening and just forgot about it.”

by thatsjustbeefy August 15, 2022