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cheeseball

A person who uses cheezy phrases.
These phrases are often followed by the cheezeball's uncontrollable laughter at their own jokes, so the people who hear the joke start to laugh too - just because it's so cheezy. Used in a cute but condescending way.

Typical cheezeballs: Parents, Teachers, Dorky friends
Typical cheezeball phrases:
Parent talking to daughter: "Honey, if you like Fall Out Boy, you must be a Fall Out Girl!" *uncontrollable laughter*
Teacher talking to students: "To get a line perpendicular to this one, what do you have to do to the slope? Do what Missy Elliot does! Flip it and reverse it!" *uncontrollable laughter*
Dorky friend talking to other friend: "Man, that guy's hot like... like... like an oven!" *laughter and slight awkwardness*
My friend is such a cheeseball. If only he'd get some quality jokes.
by thornrozes July 16, 2008
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cheeseball

A guy who says ridiculously stupid things in an attempt to get laid, thus ruining his chances.
Cheeseball: You're more beautiful than Angelina Jolie.

Female Respondent: Dude, I'm fifty fucking four years old, and I've actually seen a mirror in the current millennium. Anyway, even when I was her age that would have been an absurd statement.

Cheeseball: Oh, how could you insult me by implying I'm not telling the truth?

FR: OK, cheeseball, that's it. Get the fuck out.
by romanesco September 7, 2010
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cheeseball

In Madden for game consoles, a non-simulation gamestyle that takes advantages of weaknesses in the game engine instead of winning the way a real team would (ie, running the same play over and over, going for it on 4th and 20 in the 1st quarter, running a goal line offense on 2nd and 20 on your own 30, etc.)
I won't play against opponents who would rather play cheeseball than football.
by Icelandair January 16, 2008
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the cheeseballs problem

1. The cheeseballs problem is a horrible pandemic. When you and your woman lie in bed naked together, and men who have encountered this understand that after a while.. food starts showing up. Specifically cheeseballs. Whyis this a problem? Well as any man knows, when your naked in bed with your woman, sex can occur. Oral sex involving cheesy hands, to grasp a man's balls. His balls are now orange with cheese. They don't notice and lie back down. They continue watching The Wizard. The cheese balls have spilled onto the man's lap, his woman's face on his lower abdominal area. She reaches for a cheeseball and put it in her mouth. She encounters a very chewy cheeseball which is followed by a shrill scream. The woman has bitten this man's cheese covered tesicle. The cheeseballs problem is to be taken seriously.
Fred Durst: Yeah man, I been having the cheeseballs problem again.
Tommy Lee: Dude, me to. My kidneys are killing me.
by JustCallMeHughGrant December 8, 2009
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cheeseballish

These valentines day decorations are very cheeseballish

This food is quite cheeseballish
by jennie lee February 13, 2008
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cheeseball

A fat slob that pops his pimples for fun. No matter what happens to cheese, he will always ask to go buzz.
Guy: Cheeseball is fat!
by aaron3 May 18, 2021
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cheeseballs

an injected concoction consisting primarily of cocaine and cheese and sometimes baby formula to cut.
...back then we were doing way too many cheeseballs

-the d
by joesgarbage January 5, 2004
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