cheese touch

Is a sexually transmitted disease.

“Cheese touch” - this means that you now have an STD

by Diarrheasmoothie February 23, 2022

Cheese touch

A thing not gam

cheese touch
i had my fingers crossed lol

by 'fewfb April 12, 2022

cheese touch

when you touch a piece of cheese on the ground

joe has the cheese touch

by Bts7 best November 20, 2022

The Cheese Touch

Nobody knows when, or how, but one day, that cheese mysteriously appeared on the blacktop.
Nobody knew who it belonged to.
Nobody touched it.
Nobody threw it away.
And so there it sat, growing more foul and powerful by the day.
Then one day, a kid named Darren Walsh made the biggest mistake of his life.
Darren touched the cheese!
Darren had the cheese touch!

Greg has The Cheese Touch

by Stetard March 23, 2020

The Cheese touch

A general term for STI's among millennial and genz's derived from the ancient diary of a wimpy kid texts by Jeff Kinney.

Person 1: "Yo Maeve's kinda bangning"
Person: "slow down you cocky cocker doodle, didn't you hear... she's got the cheese touch"

by Megladonrider August 18, 2020

Wisconsin Cheese Touch

To stick your finger in a girls pussy

I gave my significant other a Wisconsin cheese touch

by Kidswillbekids August 26, 2019

The Cheese Touch

is it a sexually transmitted disease? no. does it involve getting flashed by a middle aged man in an alley? no. is it the equivalent to going down on a hooker? not quite. but fuck man, it is still disgusting and trust me, you never want to find yourself suffering from the cheese touch.

good god man, you almost got the cheese touch!

by ihatesnakes January 29, 2019