cheese tits 

A women who secretes milky gunk from her nipples, if left for a few days its smells like mouldy cheese, therefore the term cheese tits is born.

' Oh my god, i got with this girl last night and her cheese tits made me sick man'

cheese tits by Carina Crolla May 13, 2005

cheese tits 

the result of a waitress using arm service to deliver food to a table and her boobs coming in contact with any cheese or sauce which is highly visible

Jane said, "Eewww, we got the dirty waitress!" Dick said, "Look, she has cheese tits!"

cheese tits by Correen December 18, 2008

Cheese tits 

Generally refers to a males chestacles after a day or two of light perspiration without showering, that leaves a nice greasy glaze over ones tits. Similar to peeling cheese off of garlic bread

Hey cheese tits did you roll in grease or did you just play call of duty for 27 hours straight ?

Cheese tits by BootyTrauma December 17, 2015

Grandma cheese tits 

When someone's grandma has cheese in her tits instead of milk because when the milk goes bad it turns to cheese.

Grandmas tits had a little too much milk in them and turned into saggy grandma cheese tits

Grandma cheese tits by Fag Bag Mcgee March 15, 2020

cheesetits 

1 - A friendly term between males often used when answering the phone

2 - A nasty thing to call your missus if you want to annoy her but not get in too much trouble, implying she doesnt wash the area under her breasts

not to be confused with chesstits

caller 1 "hello this is caller 1"
caller 2 "alright cheesetits howz it going?"

girl "please can you help me with the housework all you seem to do theses days is drink"

boy "i'd drink a hell of a lot less if you didnt have cheesetits"

cheesetits by cheesemonkeysnutz August 5, 2006

cheesetits 

A slut who has breast cancer that eats holes in her tits.

"That bitches cunt droops down to her knees and her cancer ridden tits look like swiss cheese... she should go to the doctor or kill herself or something."

cheesetits by JayR August 27, 2003

cheesetit 

a cheesetit is formally known as someone who has recently been sick after consuming a large quantity of alcohol, and the stench of stale vomit is still potently wafting out of their mouth.

hes a fucking cheesetit

cheesetit by ©harlotte June 7, 2005