is it a sexually transmitted disease? no. does it involve getting flashed by a middle aged man in an alley? no. is it the equivalent to going down on a hooker? not quite. but fuck man, it is still disgusting and trust me, you never want to find yourself suffering from the cheese touch.
by ihatesnakes January 29, 2019
Get the The Cheese Touchmug. STOPP!! good god man. you almost got the cheese touch
“the what?” the cheese touch, nobody knows when, or how but one day that cheese mysteriously appears on the blacktop. nobody knew who it belonged to, nobody touched it, nobody threw it away and so there it sat growing more foul and powerful by the day!!! then one day, a kid named darren walsh made the biggest mistake of his life!!!! “DARREN TOUCHED THE CHEESE” “what, no i didn’t! i just looked at it! really!” Darren had the cheese touch. it was worse than nuclear cooties.
“the what?” the cheese touch, nobody knows when, or how but one day that cheese mysteriously appears on the blacktop. nobody knew who it belonged to, nobody touched it, nobody threw it away and so there it sat growing more foul and powerful by the day!!! then one day, a kid named darren walsh made the biggest mistake of his life!!!! “DARREN TOUCHED THE CHEESE” “what, no i didn’t! i just looked at it! really!” Darren had the cheese touch. it was worse than nuclear cooties.
by user.the.cheese.touch April 2, 2022
Get the The Cheese Touchmug. I HAVE THE CHEESE TOUCH
by cheese cheese April 15, 2022
Get the Cheese touchmug. by 🧀🤏🏻😼🧵👵🌾 July 13, 2020
Get the The cheese touchmug. When your fingers are covered in cheese crumbs from cheese doodles (cheet?) and you touch somebody else.
Sean was eating cheese doodles and he yelled to his sister "cheese touch" and touched her getting cheese doodle crumbs all over and making her cry.
by phil from Phila August 28, 2010
Get the cheese touchmug. by Kidswillbekids August 26, 2019
Get the Wisconsin Cheese Touchmug. joe has the cheese touch
by Bts7 best November 20, 2022
Get the cheese touchmug.