Timmah is such a cheapass he wont spend the extra buck to go to coccoas. Now we have to eat fast food and die.
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Fernando took her to the Market and pretend to split the bill. That cabron is such a cheapass. Almost like John.
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Ivan went to the movies and grabbed a popcorn bag from the trash and asked for free refill. What a cheapass!
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Distinguishing characteristics: wimpy cartilage (the species is an invertebrate) and a deeply concave chest, very crusty lazy eyes.
Cheapus rentucabra takes pride in its ability to feed off its girlfriend to pay its mortgage.
It is also known to humble brag as frequently as possible and leave unanswered the calls of the dying.
The rentucabra is a slacker who detests social friction. He remains at the same place of employment for long periods of time because he is not hirable elsewhere.
Distinguishing characteristics: wimpy cartilage (the species is an invertebrate) and a deeply concave chest, very crusty lazy eyes.
Cheapus rentucabra takes pride in its ability to feed off its girlfriend to pay its mortgage.
It is also known to humble brag as frequently as possible and leave unanswered the calls of the dying.
The rentucabra is a slacker who detests social friction. He remains at the same place of employment for long periods of time because he is not hirable elsewhere.
What a rentucabra (Cheapus Rentucabrus) might say:
“Dude, my girlfriend pays rent and it goes straight towards my mortgage.”
“Dude, my girlfriend pays rent and it goes straight towards my mortgage.”
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Distinguishing characteristics: invertebrate, deeply concave chest, extensive stretch marks, and crusty lazy eyes.
E. Cheapus rentucabrus takes pride in its ability to feed off its girlfriend to pay its mortgage.
It is also known to humble brag as frequently as possible and leave unanswered the calls of the dying.
Distinguishing characteristics: invertebrate, deeply concave chest, extensive stretch marks, and crusty lazy eyes.
E. Cheapus rentucabrus takes pride in its ability to feed off its girlfriend to pay its mortgage.
It is also known to humble brag as frequently as possible and leave unanswered the calls of the dying.
What E. Cheapus Rentucabrus might say:
“Dude, my girlfriend pays rent and it goes straight towards my mortgage, dude.”
“Dude, my girlfriend pays rent and it goes straight towards my mortgage, dude.”
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