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extreme cheapskates

Someone who tries to save all of their funds. This person is annoying to business owners, business owners hate them! Cheapskates disease is inherited disease, don't marry someone who has it!
~Also a viral TV show on TLC called Extreme Cheapskates starring Pinto Family.
The pintos are such extreme cheapskates! I know bro, I went shopping with them and they try to save every cent with coupons!
by satoshinaakamoto October 17, 2020
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Crustaceous Cheapskate

Someone so greedy that even Spongebob snaps
LISTEN HERE YOU CRUSTACEOUS CHEAPSKATE, SQUIDWARD'S BEEN LIVING IN MY HOUSE DRIVING ME CRAZY AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA HIRE HIM BACK ALL BECAUSE OF A STUPID DIME?
by userhandlegoeshere August 28, 2021
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cheapskate

A stingey person. Somebody who buys cheap in favour of higher quality or better stuff. Even though they might be able to afford the better. Perhaps ungenerously trying not to spend much on their friends. Not particularly offensive, and often intended to ridicule in a light hearted manner. North American origin (skate apparently meaning fellow).
You only got me a half pint - you cheapskate! (light ridicule)
Nice charity outfit you're wearing cheapskate! (mildly offensive)
by verseguru August 20, 2004
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Chesapeake Walrus

1. Usually indegineous to the Chesapeake Bay area, a very large, lazy, grotesque male that shows an unusual resemblance to a walrus. This person usually has dunlap disease, and has a handle bar mustache that gives the resemblence of a "walrus stash". Also enjoys eating cheese and drinking 10oz Bud Light.
2. One who is abnormally obese, enjoys eating large amounts of cheddar cheese, and also enjoys gossip so much, that he/she could partake in an episode of "The View". Also, one who thinks their "shit don't stink".
Walter, The Chesapeake Walrus, can't help but get all drunk and billigerent and gossip about people on the weekends. Fat piece of shit.

Crikey! Check out the enormous jowels on that Chesapeake Walrus!
by The Nuthouse Gang October 9, 2006
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Chesapeake High School

Located in Pasadena, Maryland (Better known as the Dena ) CHS is home to the Cougars.

95% of CHS is white. The other 5% is basically all black.

(Whites, Female/ Males) Well, they're either rednecks, potheads, jocks, players, scene, "badasses", whores, racist, those kids who don't give a shit what people think (Usually really cool and can hold a conversation about more than their bra size(girls) or whos ass they kicked yesturday(guys)) those kids that that are picked on (but one day will be reponsible for our paychecks) or those "cool kids" that everyone secretly hates.

(Blacks, Female/ Male) Of the blacks seen in the halls, they're decent people. The rest of the black kids are in I-5.

At the beginning of school with the amount of free time they have, you either hang around outside in groups, or walk around the halls. When class starts, it's either a really fun class, or the most dreadful hour and a half of your day. It all depends on what teachers you have, or what subject it is. You either have a teacher who's class you sleep through, a teacher whos the best you'll ever have, a teacher who the kids walk all over, or a teacher who's pretty fair. Then, lunches are pretty much an alternative for the recess we don't have. At the end of the day, you can walk home or go to your bus.

And about the school itself, it's pretty decent I guess. I mean, other than the fact that you're either roasting, or frozen in a class room is a downer, it's okay.
by CHS12 January 3, 2011
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Chesapeake Creampie

When you blow your load in a chic and as it oozes out, you catch it in your hand, sprinkle some old bay on top and make her taste it.
Hey Eric, what’s a good way I can show this Russian chic around Maryland when she gets here?

Fuck showing her shit, just give her a Chesapeake Creampie!
by CervixPounder5000 December 20, 2018
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Chesapeake Firecracker

When you are receiving fellatio from a female, and she does a little blowfish with her cheeks, you then smash her cheeks together with both hands simultaneously, expelling the air rapidly.

If seminal fluid makes it way back out of the oral cavity onto the lower abdomen, that would be referred to as the Chesapeake Firecracker w/old bay.
- "Why is your lip bleeding?"
- " Chesapeake firecracker..."

- "What's all over your stomach?"
- " Old Bay..."
by Champion Sports Bar August 24, 2012
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