hazelnut steamer

A sexual act in which the two participants get in a sixty-niney position and the male participant places his nuts inside the mouth of the reciever, and then defecates all over their face.

Oh man, Khoa just gave me a hazelnut steamer last night and it smelled like taro.

by Jose Robert September 29, 2006

hazelnut

A hazelnut is simply a Hater. Someone who hates on others and what they do.

Robz: I got some fire, hit me up.

Gabriel: Cron

Robz: Your a hazelnut

by slugster August 6, 2014

Hazelnut Pancakes

The result of space-docking gone horribly wrong.

"Sorry babe, it looks like we're having hazelnut pancakes for dessert!"

by specimensample August 15, 2008

hazelnut jacuzzi

A hazelnut jacuzzi is when a girl or guy takes a gulp of hazelnut coffee and then performs oral sex while gargling the coffee.
the main example is when the female gargles on the males testicles while having hazelnut coffee in her mouth

last night my x girlfriend gave me a hazelnut jacuzzi, and then her current boyfriend walked in and threw up and then started cursing obscenely before he left

by mike sphynx July 29, 2010

Hazelnutting

When you dip your balls in Nutella (or any hazelnut butter), then proceed to T-bag your significant other. (could also be a prank)

My kinky/hungry girl friend wanted to try something new, so we bought some Nutella and I ended up hazelnutting her last night.

by Basstard May 10, 2015

hazelnutter

A hazelnutter is when a man bends over and starts shitting so the shit gets on his balls. It is often used as a flavor enhancer for the balls during sex.

No anal sex for Bob tonight because he tried to do a hazelnutter and acted like a real Triquecta about it.

by SmackAttack86 July 3, 2018

Hazelnut mudslide

Ejaculating into your partner's anus after anal intercourse. Then said partner runs to the bathroom to let the hazelNUT mudslide flow into the porcelain throne.

Hey babe want to get wet and wild tonight since the kids are away?
Babe: Sure, but what new position do you want to try out this time?
Guy: I've actually always wanted to give you a hazelnut mudslide.

by Wetterandwilder May 10, 2023