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to chavoid (v), chavoidance (n) or un/chavoidable (adj) -- to use alternate routes and/or transport to avoid chavs.
"Hmm, Zone One to Shoreditch? I don't think you'll be able to chavoid Dalston unless you take a taxi"...or "I had to visit my aunt up north and the train was unchavoidable!"
by SomaliPirate April 15, 2009
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Chavology

This refers to the ongoing and privately funded study of the current human subspecies known as "The Chav"

Since late 2002-2003 the chav population has sky rocketed

Nature enthusiast have become increasingly curious as to how this retarded subspecies could have flourished so well dispite lacking basic human brain functions.

This lead to a small group beginning dedicated research into chavs, which became known as "Chavology"
Here are some of the discoveries that Chavology has enabled us to make

1. Chavs have a hierarchy similar to Orks, usually the biggest and most stupidest Chav is the leader.

2. Chavs grow more Chav-like the more time the spend with Chavs

3. Chavs have there own language, this is referred to as "Chavenese" and largely consists of swear words and slang words

4. Chavs seem to have an unhealthy fixation on mothers and will regularly refer to your mother when you attempt to engage in converstation

"ya mam" "I banged ya mam" "thats what ya mam said" are some of the known phrases chavs use.

5. Chav males despite their confident mouthing off are very very self conscious about penis size, and in recent years have taken to sticking one hand down inside their trousers in an effort to try and stimulate growth of their organ.

However due to them doing this act when surrounded by other male chavs (sometimes younger) it has only succeeded in making them look both gay and pedophilic

6. A female chav has some degree of intelligence as they have realized that by breeding early they can milk money from the government instead of getting a low level job which requires more effort.

Thankfully it seems the UK Parliament has discovered this innate breeding/survival technique and is now instigating new population control methods by removing the support chav females receive after a successful breeding cycle
by Manimator July 8, 2010
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A very beautiful women. She is very kind and loves to have fun.
That bitch is no where near as hot as chavon
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Chavorca

Chavorca means someone who knows a lot when it comes to the sport of Boxing.
"Chavorca knew exactly who would win in this fight"
by Julio Cesar Chavez Sr February 7, 2008
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chavo(a)

Spanish slang for guys (girls). Used primarily in Mexico.
Oye, este(a) chavo(a) es muy bueno(a).
by Carter N April 27, 2006
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Chavocracy

A so-called 'Democracy' whereby the unintelligent masses decide who governs a country.

Often convinced to vote for a particular party with buzz words or hot phrases with ease, rather than persuaded with logic.
YOU: "So, the Tories no longer hold the same views towards taxes as they once did, albeit this recession is largely to blame. All the same, it'll be UKIP for me this year. What do you think?"

CHAV 1: "Me? I'm votin' BNP, innit. Dat leader bloke is wellll fit."

CHAV 2: "Innit."

CHAV 3: "Innit."

YOU: "Democracy? More like Chavocracy."
by BattleSnake January 5, 2010
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Chavscussion

The Jerry Springer style street 'discussions' chavs and bag heads have with one another, normally at about 2am just underneath your fucking window, lasting for about 3 hours and involving massive amounts of personal detail nobody should ever need to know about a neighbour, and bottles.
Aw fuck, the stupid drug fucked oxygen thieves are having a 2am chavscussion about who's kid's who's again, your turn to call in the pigs, man.
by ..WiL May 6, 2007
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