chastise

(verb) to tactfully secrete semen on one's partner's thorax

Hey baby, when are you gonna let me chastise you?
OMG!! Kees, did you really just chastise me?

by loxies December 6, 2020

Chablised

A state of total drunkenness. Derived from "chablis," a French white wine.

Hey, the girl in the red dress is already on her 6th drink. Cut her off, she's totally chablised.

by vieboheme September 5, 2016

Chastist

A person who discriminates against another for not being sexually active. You can also refer to this as "virgin shaming", as it is the opposite of slut shaming.

Man: "You're no good at sex because you're a virgin!"
Woman: "Fuck you, you fucking chastist!"

by Prestonm1993 September 13, 2017

chastise

To cause a mate to be without orgasms, or restricted in arousal. To keep restricted within a chastity device: for women, to prevent penetration; for men, to prevent erection and fondling. See cbt. See also tease.

Marriage for this unusual couple marked the beginning of his frustration: she chastised him for weeks at a time, while consorting and cavorting herself with his best friends and neighbors.

by Slick Willy March 16, 2005

chastier

Portmonteau of 'cheaper' and 'tastier', having the qualities of both.

The food at this restaurant is much chastier than the place we usually eat at.

by Anthony Leong May 3, 2005

Chasitized

To be kicked in the nuts by a girl named Chasity because you are a male nurse.

Michael was Chasitized because of his career path.

by Pimpface November 30, 2019

chasted

Being in an overly happy semi fucked up state of mind because you think life is awesome.

Becky: do you see that guy grinning at the end of the bar?
Jody: yeah, he looks chasted. Let's have a threesome with him!

by johnguttler January 20, 2014