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Carolina Clam Bake

After a lengthy day or two on any beach, ranging from Edisto to Charleston, and after the occasion for wearing a bathing suit fashioned from man-made fabrics has long passed, a realization comes to light in the back of the 1996 Jeep Cherokee you are riding in.
The moisture that is typically repelled by the body delivers a scent of a woman that is typically rejected by the breathability of natural textiles.
The outcome is a delightful scent, an odor to be cherished by all, much like the locked door of a car and a fart on a first date.
"Holy fucking shit, Sean!" exclaimed Ryan. "I have been trapped in this pussymobile for 3 hours and it is fucking killing me!"
"Relax, Bro,"replied Matt. "It's just a Carolina Clam Bake."
"What in the fuck are you talking about?" replied Ryan. "It smells like a fisherman's taint!"
"That's only the scent of yeast, slowly baking the finest bread known to man!" Matt replied.
by *samIam* February 28, 2013
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caroliny

Has a fine ass really smart and beautiful and they are mostly great dancers and as well have a great personality
Person 1:That booty looks nice and the moves

Person:2 Well yea it's Caroliny
by Jackline201 January 19, 2017
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Carolina

A very sweet girl. She will always love and care for you. If she says she loves you she means it from the bottom of her heart. She will always be there for you even she has to get hurt. She will never leave your side. She will be shy at first but once you get to know her she is outgoing and kind.
Friend : Hey Caro can I talk to you?
Carolina: Yea for sure what's up at
Friend: There is some people being mean to me and I can't do anything about it

Carolina : dont let them get to you I got you and if this ever happens again tell them they will have to talk to me first
by orlando2322 January 21, 2019
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Arden, North Carolina

The city of Asheville's bitch to the south.
Home to TC Roberson High School, a main rival to Asheville High. TC Roberson has won more state championships than Asheville and their other rival, Reynolds High School, combined.
Hey, let's go down to Arden, North Carolina to mess some people up!
by Zippedlightning October 21, 2011
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South Carolina Smoker

When you fart in a tent and close up all the windows so that the next person who comes in walks into a hot, smelly wall of shit.
We went camping the other day and I ate a lot of beans so I pulled a South Carolina Smoker on my girlfriend and nearly made her puke.
by Smellybunghole November 6, 2011
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Carlina

If you know a carlina chances are she's brightened your day more than a few times with her bubbly, awkward yet cute sense of humor. In fact Carlinas can make anyone laugh. She'll steal your heart with her adorable laugh and drag you in for good with her captivating eyes. You can never be bored talking to a Carlina, everything she says will make you laugh and put you in a good mood
Dude 1: did you hear carlina at dinner?
Dude 2: who didn't? She had everyone laughing!
by James jessie March 19, 2014
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Carolina nephson

Dude from north or South Carolina wears beach tees or long sleeves shorts chain a hat and some boat shoes drives a clapped out truck and always camped out at myrtle beach
Hey look at the Carolina nephson he got a nice shitbox.
by User6591 January 31, 2021
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