Squints Charming

A potentially attractive male spotted at a distance, or at close range by a person with poor vision and no glasses. Upon closer inspection, or with the purchase of proper eyewear, the hottie in question is recognized to be either plain or very ugly--the dream of love at first sight has been crushed many a time by this shallow realization.

1. Jane spots a really cute guy across the room, but when she works up the courage to approach him, is shocked and disappointed to find that he only looked good from a distance. Her shallow search for physical beauty has led her to yet another Squints Charming


2. Before my corrective eye surgery, I could never really tell what my blind dates looked like, but after my surgery I realized I had been set up with a Squints Charming

by pinkshoes February 5, 2009

my charming moon

So many thoughts where should I start?

You’re literally my happy days and more having you around means the world to me . you’re the reason why I believe in love, my safe place, my girl and the one who takes my breath away every time we talk or even me looking at your pics. I’m literally on my knees for you. I know we had our ups and downs and that made me realize how deeply I’m in love with you and how much our bond is getting stronger day by day that we created a safe place for the two of us. I’m looking forward to make things up and grow together and to make this love bloom as it should.
I love you withe my whole heart <3

I could admire my charming moon for the rest of my life

by 6m6m January 4, 2023

Snake Charming

Verb. The act of oral sex being performed on a flaccid penis through the zipper of the persons pants to the point that the penis becomes fully erect.

There was no time time to waste, so I asked Wendy to begin Snake Charming. She than showed off her skin flute playing skills and then we were able to bang.

Snake Charmers be Snake Charming

by LoveCanal69 April 24, 2015

Prince Charming

The prince from Cinderella who has a massive foot fettish. He falls in love with a girl with glass slippers. Then he marches around the entire kingdom looking at every single girls’ foot. Until finally he finds the girl with the best feet.

Prince Charming sure does love feet

by Bobthelobster May 7, 2022

charmingly ghetto

Something that blurs the line of ghettoness and creative ingenuity.

Little Johnny lost his bluetooth headset, so he had to strap his phone to his head with a sweatband. It was charmingly ghetto.

by KFC Frank April 11, 2008

Charmian

Charmian is a rare name for a rare, hot girl. The name is Greek for "delight, joy". Charmian is a girl who know what she wants and how to get it. She is musically talented and gorgeous. She is charming and stands out in a crowd.

Charmian is a courageous, fearless woman, gritty but feminine, very feminine. She loves the finer things in life like chocolate and champagne.

I have never anyone like her, she is so, so, Charmian

He likes his steak Charmian

by tasoeur February 3, 2010

Charmin Soft

i.e...in consistency with "Charmin ultra soft" toilet paper. Soft, as in a pussy, letting people run over you, or talking to one's girl for extended periods of time. See "Soft". Charmin soft is being "ultra soft". Also used to refer to a rich or affluent neighborhood. "Charmin Block Niggaz"

"Are you still talking to Amina, Crack? You truely are Charmin Soft!" Or, "Ross is from that Charmin Block, cuz he's hella soft."

by Jay Boon October 1, 2007