Charlottesville

A place where the majority of the drivers don't use their turning single. A place where the majority doesn't say thank you when opening the door for them. If you lean liberal, it's likely because you accepted the liberal indoctrination from UVA. If you bend conservative, you're likely a small business owner, or you just got fed up with the public school system imposing woke, victimization, and entitlement movement. Otherwise, It's a great place to raise a family if you have a household income of 100K +. Just make sure your kids see both sides to every issue.

"How's Charlottesville?"
"Not bad. Just looking forward to PCSing."

by Citizen Candy Kane October 15, 2021

charlottesville

the act of ramming into an object- that be a building, person, crowd, minivan, tree, pole, school, walmart, etc.- with a car, usally a hellcat

or in simple terms, the act of ramming into a building with a hellcat.

comes from the time when a dumb autistic scizophrenic nazi-obsessed swastika-drawing edgelord rammed into a crowd of protesters in a gray hellcat, injuring 35 people, and killing a random woman, in charolettesville virginia.

phone call

slim shady: i pulled a charlottesville on a supermarket in ohio today.

john: did any1 die?

slim shady: fuck yes. i shot every1 with 2 glock 18s after that.

john: what is wrong with yo-

slim shady: *pulls a charloettesville into johns house and kills john and his gf*

below is a scenario of hellcats pulling a charlottesville on some stupid redcoats in 1776 A.D. (totally not historically innacurate)

by Da fake slim shady October 19, 2023

Charlottesville Speed Limit

The Charlottesville Speed limit is when driving in Charlottesville Virginia, whatever the Speed Limit sign says but mentally add 10 to it. E.G. 55 + 10 = 65.

Unless there are any police around, then it's what the sign says.

"Man, Traffic was booking along today. Thank goodness for the Charlottesville Speed Limit!"

by Anonymous#20XX April 30, 2010

Charlottesville March

A torch light march that took place on Saturday, August 12th, 2017. It was one of the most disgusting things you may have ever seen. It was a group of angry white people (or just plain Nazis) that are against everything human beings and America stands for. They cried out saying that white people were being attacked, that everyone else is anti-white. They said disgusting words and attacked innocent counter-protesters. They complained about something that's not even existent, and are giant brats that have been given everything what they wanted, but they are pissed about daddy not buying the right color car. This march was shameful, and disgraceful, and it is recommended you don't engage in similar activities.

"Hey, did you see the Charlottesville March?"
"Yeah. It was absolutely horrible,"
"Agreed,"

by againsthate August 12, 2017

Charlottesville Whistle Blower

When a girl puts a bagel on a man's D***, suck it, and when she's done, eats the bagel

"She took me to Charlottesville and came back with a bagel"

Her " What do you like?"

Him " Can you give me the good ole 'Charlottesville whistle blower?' "

by a texas-guitar-king1 June 26, 2017

Charlottesville effect

The phenomenon of people from one end of the political spectrum only seeing the extremists on the other side, such as a republican only seeing AntiFa in the democrats, or a democrat only seeing the KKK in the republicans.

Jesus Christ dude not all conservatives are fucking Nazis, stop using the Charlottesville effect.

by A lizard with a computer July 11, 2019

Charlottesville excuse

An excuse to blame the one side of a riot rather than the other who actually carried out the violent attacks.

The news pulls the Charlottesville excuse for publicity.

by Type2GenomeManiac March 14, 2019