Charred

When an individual usually a plebian, screws you or your bros; and or some one makes fun of another individual relentlessly

Some freshman girl came to the party tonight and charred us, she drink all the beer threw up everywhere And left early without even popping a tit,

by GGwellplayed April 3, 2015

Between a cock and a charred place

A lawyer of an infamous president booked the location for his speech, without thorough research beforehand, between a crematorium and a dildo shop.

To find yourself in an undesirable predicament of your own making after a period of ineptitude, as well as crude and selfish behaviour.

After obediently attacking the idea of feeding hungry children, Tory MPs were left between a cock and a charred place when Johnson did yet another U-turn.

by ninjabinger November 8, 2020

chalfredo

Chicken and alfredo in one word.

I'm hungry, make me some chalfredo!

by orange0809 June 26, 2009

Charred Yam

A turd so big it is indistinguishable from that of a charred yam.

verb: I'm going to charred yam in this toilet. noun: Someone dropped a charred yam in the toilet. Search "giant turd" images on the web for picture.

by BWHCProfessor February 23, 2013

Charredum

When a friend puts any sort of pot smoking device in their mouth and are preparing to take a hit and you light all the weed on fire burning their throat and charring the weed.

Yoooo he just took the biggest hit of his life I just charredum!

by Oprodickcy-\_^_/-69 June 21, 2019

Charredcoochie Board

Pronounced: Char-d-coo-chie Bo-ared

Definition: A slang term for a charcuterie board; mispronounced name for charcuterie; can also be used if the cheese smells like a rotten fish or everything is stale.

“Tina, didn’t you want to make one of them charredcoochie boards or somethin’ ?

“Smells like some charredcoochie in here...who the hell is burning their damn pubes?!”

by LOLXpotatoXLOL March 20, 2021

charred

Describing somebody who smokes. Derived from the nature of their smell.

I didn't realize that Karl was charred, until I found his ciggarettes in his dresser..

by Roseline May 24, 2008