chinkspin

When you lose control of your car going around a corner and go into a uncontrolled spin.

He went around the corner too fast and went into a chinkspin.

by Magash May 3, 2017

Chanksploon

1) a word created by someone who was trying to make another cuss word. One that would replace fuck.

2) a deathly dangerous retarded person.

1) CHANKSPLOON. I JUMPED ON A JUMP SCARE.

2) So I was walking by my cousin, who was on Skype with her friend, and her friend said, "DAAYUUM. YOU'RE COUSIN IS HAWT!". Then I said, " Sorry, I'm taken by a specially reserved bloody pleb and chanksploon."

by Lord_of_the_waffles February 25, 2017

chanksploon

phil lesters innocent version of cumming.

johnnie: yeah m8 i totally chanksplooned in her

phil: i chanksplooned your mums face
dan: do we wanna know what that means-
phil: *shakes head*
dan: -oKAYY

by angie acab June 26, 2020

Chankling

The shaking of one’s teeth when high

“When my hand start to shake and my teeth starts chankling it’s all over.”

by Nice.faaa.whatt May 9, 2022

Chansplaining

It’s mansplaining but when Chan does it

Yes - I know how it works but he was chansplaining it to me anyway

by Hmlt March 8, 2023

Clanksplain

When an AI dances around your question and interjects with its own moral opinions or appeals to authority.

The machine tries to tell you why your inquiries are bad with lengthy explanations you never asked for instead of being accurate and efficient like a machine is supposed to be.

I tried asking GPT about crime statistics but then it decided to clanksplain instead of answering me.

by AddEx2025 January 11, 2026