Actions or decisions that are predicated of both a person and an undertaking and implies a willingness to accept extrodinarily high risks with minimal gain or chance of successful outcome. This can also mean taking a chance on trusting a someone who is proven untrustworthy and therefore by association you are considered a crackhead for lack of good judgement.
Amy is always taking crackhead chances. Yesterday she lent her Maybach to her broke dopefiend cousin Dave so that he could take a trip to New Jersey. She hasn't heard from him since. You know that she will never see that car again.
by awsasin July 28, 2011
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The four words that are spoken in the moment with lovE when a random uncontrolled event occurs, that can't be expalined why, but just is. The one and only true (WATC) occurences happen when guysss;) is of participation.
by GUYSSSS August 14, 2012
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When someone says something you know is complete bullshit, you shout out "chances!" to call him or her out on it and/or embarrass that person..
or
2. "No chance in hell"
A very rude way to say no.
When someone says something you know is complete bullshit, you shout out "chances!" to call him or her out on it and/or embarrass that person..
or
2. "No chance in hell"
A very rude way to say no.
1. Dumbass: "Last night was amazing. I met a pair of gorgeous, tall, blonde Swedish twins at the bar and fucked both of them."
Sane Person: "Chances!"
2. Loser: "Um, so, do you wanna go to prom with me?
Incredibly Hot Rude Girl: "Psh, chances," and walks away.
Sane Person: "Chances!"
2. Loser: "Um, so, do you wanna go to prom with me?
Incredibly Hot Rude Girl: "Psh, chances," and walks away.
by Lissabaverlorin January 8, 2009
Get the chances mug.One of the two prominent stories by well-known authors from the Veritas, the flamers of the Percy Jackson community on Fanfiction. A story that has provides a new twist to the Percy Jackson ending in The Last Olympian, in which Percy has become a star-crossed lover with the majority of the male demigods he encounters. Full of slash and teen boy angst, it is becoming a popular term for gender confused Fanfiction authors.
Boy: "Did you see that new kid's story the other day, talk about a Second Chances."
Girl: "He's really creepy, but that kind of thing gets me excited.
Girl: "He's really creepy, but that kind of thing gets me excited.
by Theia47 November 6, 2010
Get the Second Chances mug.An underclass female who is so dumb and deluded that she constantly tells people that she's a princess. But she's not - she's actually a chav!
Dressed top to toe in Poundland's cheapest, most garish sportswear, Tamika spent her days loitering round Slough's grimmest council estate claiming to be a princess whilst drinking Skol Super and scratching her arse. When fellow residents stated 'awfully sorry Tamika but you don't appear that royal to me' she would take offence and her cheeks would flare up more brightly than her fluorescent pink shellsuit before launching a tirade of poorly articulated verbal abuse, spitting at them like a Peruvian lama and launching a frenzied knife attack. That's cuz she isn't really a princess - she's a chavcess!
by JinxTrim November 20, 2019
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