Weiner-Chamois

Something made of only the smoothest, softest leather, like that of a weiner

I Love the way this couch feels; it's just like weiner-chamois.

by Cor-dog March 21, 2008

chamish

a person who has an amish appearance (with red cheeks) and chicken legs.

mark lasater is a chamish boy.

by rachael jane November 15, 2007

Chamois Vagina

When a womans vagina hangs crusty and dry.. but the more wet it gets, the better it feels. Much like when drying a car with a crusty chamois .

My friends grandmothers Chamois Vagina drags like a dirty broom behind a janitor.. but after it gets soaked for a while it feels quite pleasurable

by PeteRulesTheDankshitDeluxe October 19, 2009

chamoying

To have your red ninja sneak up on you.

Bro, we were at the beach last night and she started chamoying.

by phammous August 17, 2016

Champish

(adj.) To be anything not good.

John is puking on the side of the car. He is being very champish.

Nate is talking shit to everybody tonight. He's being such a champish fuck.

by Goarat November 4, 2009

Clammy Chamois

The results of a lot of promiscuous sex where a females sexual organ produces an odor similar to clam chowder

Sorry if it smells like clams, I am having a clammy chamois outbreak.

by marlory allegg December 9, 2011

whack chamois

Chamois or material used to catch semen when jacking off

i'm off to watch some porn and have a good session with my whack chamois

by Stu Lieman February 18, 2018