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chamomile broth

Chamomile broth is a phrase describing when someone is just really dull in their taste for food and zest for life. A chamomile broth will often substitute herbal teas for coffee or other caffeinated beverages. If you know a chamomile broth, run, they will not catch you as all that sleepytime tea has prepared them for a day of reading colleen hoover with the bbc pride and prejudice quietly supporting the ambiance in the background.
"geez louise you can't catch an invigorated afternoon with all these chamomile broths swarming"
by themasterpoop March 13, 2024
mugGet the chamomile brothmug.

Chamomile Teabag

The act of filing your partners mouth with warm water then proceeding to coat your testicles in tea leaves before steeping your coated testiculars in that warm mouth water. Honey is not required, but is highly recommended.
Honey, I know you had a stressful day. Why don’t you go get the tea kettle. I’m gonna give you the ole chamomile teabag.
by The Slippery Dolphins April 13, 2025
mugGet the Chamomile Teabagmug.

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