Calisthenician

Someone who has become one with the art of calisthenics.

Person 1: hey man, I can't do a single pull up
Person 2: bro, then you're not a true calisthenician

by thecalisthenicbros May 21, 2019

Câlisse

Multifaceted French Canadian word. In the same league as Ostie, Tabarnak, Sacrament, Criss. Comes from a deformation of the Christian religion word Chalice.

Can be used interchangeably in any blasphemous phrase such as:

"Criss de tabarnak de sacrament d'ostie d'câlisse..." or
"Câlisse qui fait frette" (it is freaking cold) or
"Câlisse de cave" (You're/He is fuc&?*#% stupid) or
"Câlisse que j'ai faim" (I'm fuc&?*#% starving)

by toecap April 30, 2013

Chadism

Chadism is a cult that you should definitely join. If you would like to learn more please view this slideshow.

Hey, I just joined this cult called chadism.
Really?
Yes

by Chadist May 29, 2018

hipster calisthenics

That time when you have to do lunges, squats, and knee lifts in your skinny jeans to prevent your pants from cutting off circulation to your legs.

"I think the dryer may have shrunk my Dickie's, I'd better do some hipster calisthenics."

by phantomg6 March 11, 2013

Calista

(Noun.) Comes from Greek background and means "most beautiful". Calista is a very rare name, and usually is accompanied by a very rare person. Calista will always know how to brighten up your day. Often they will come with blonde or red hair. Outgoing, smart, weird at times, and very creative. But always beautiful inside and out. Their smiles are contagious. Calistas are known for being great kissers, and having a way with words. If you know a Calista, NEVER let her out of your sight.

"Dang she's amazing"

"Is her name Calista?"
"How did you know?!"

by MysterymaxxX30934 January 11, 2014

Calisthenics

Strength training based in body control.

"I do calisthenics, I'm a cali-athlete"
"Muscle Ups, Handstands, Planches, L-sit, Human Flags & Levers"
"So strong your workout looks like an optical illusion."

by CalisteniaBrasil April 19, 2022

Anarcho Chadism

A political ideology founded by @anarcho.chadism.exe.v3 on politigram. The founder of anarcho-chadism, known as Anchad, has gathered over 5,000 cult members. Anchads will ruthlessly shitpost, spam ‘country ball’ memes and frequently post personal anecdotes and their opinions on random topics; previous examples include experiences at shoe stores and memories of being “extremely high”.

“Hey bro Anarcho Chadism just posted another screenshot of somebody’s political rant and captioned his opinion using mematic”

“based”

by tedpilled July 4, 2020