chalkface

Pale skinned individual. Synonym for whitey or cracker.

Did you see the chalkface tryin to dance last night?

by DimeSacks March 22, 2008

chairdance

To sit in a chair (preferably an office chair, but any will do in a pinch) and rythmically wave your arms and legs to a beat.

Whenever a catchy tune plays while I'm at my computer, I'm tempted to chairdance.

by erics September 5, 2006

Chipfaced

Getting a stomachache or sugar high on ice cream. Just like getting shitfaced, but on ice cream.

Woman: Gimme a pint.
Bartender: Bad day?
Woman: Yeah.
Bartender: *hands woman pint of Ben and Jerry's™*
Woman's Friend: Hey, wanna go watch the game?
Woman: Not now. I'm getting chipfaced.

by iGelman3G January 15, 2010

chitface

Its a chinese shitface. Chi- from chinese and -itface from shitface. You get the damn picture asswipe.

Yo look at that ugly ass gook, he's a real chitfaced cut ass motherfucker.

by mastercocker March 15, 2007

chairfucking

Sticking your hands in between a person and the chair he or she is sitting on and applying destructive upward and downward strokes.

Vilaxonh was chairfucking Ronny to arouse him into a session of familysex later tonight.

by Meenoy January 16, 2008

carface

when you are at an intersection and you cut some one off, the person in the car you cut off makes a disgusted face at you. This is known as a carface.

Oh man you should have seen that lady's carface, it was so funny.

by ntwo2 November 26, 2010

Chair Face

A smashed face resulting from being hit by a flying chair. Usually occurs when recipient has done something offensive or causes stress to the person throwing the chair.

Work on my tickets, or you'll finish the day with a chair face.

by jennyb52 June 12, 2015