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Chaim Witz

The original name for the famous bass player, Gene Simmons, back when he was going to become a Rabbi.
Idiot with too much time on his hands:

DUDE!!!!!!!! Did you know that Gene Simmons' real name was "Chaim Witz?"

Guy who's annoyed by this random idiot:

NO!!!!! OMGWTF!!!! YOU'VE GOT TO GO TELL OTHER PEOPLE ABOUT THIS COMPLETELY RANDOM FACT!!!!!!
by deadcowofdoom March 8, 2005
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Shneur Chaim

i hate you you shneur chaim
by michaelharrison123@gmail.com October 3, 2017
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Atz' Chaim Girl

i. A fun, smart, gorgeous, and talented jewish girl from 8th to 12th grade who has a ton of fun going to Atz' Chaim events.
ii. A girl who is a member of Atz' Chaim BBG (a chapter in the International Order of the B'nai B'rith Youth Organization).
Boy 1: Hey, what are you up to?
Girl 1: Not much, just going to the JCC to hang out with my girls.
Boy 2: Damn... Now that's an Atz' Chaim Girl...
by Mel the Ladybug June 6, 2009
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Mesivta Chofetz Chaim

A school that you can make a meme out of any of the Teachers.
Someone:Yo Jane did you see this new Mesivta Chofetz Chaim¿
Jane: ya, it’s so weird...
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Hot Chaim

A frum Jewish daddy, usually wears a colored button down shirt and is the man all the women peek at through the mechitza.
Do you see Mr. Gold? He's such a hot Chaim.
by Vigsssss March 15, 2022
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chaim walder

a chaim walder is a term for a rabbi/priest/therapist
you just got chaim waldered
by bnyrfn March 3, 2022
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Chaim

Hey Chaim
by Sexy8101 November 23, 2021
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