Taking a crap and a then a nap in the stall at work. Sometimes combined with a little wacking off to help with the hangover hornies.
by Timmy Kobra June 21, 2007
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A possibly genetically inherited and chronic mental(/physical) disorder, in which one's head becomes so far up their ass, it leads to delusional thinking and insistence that they are always right, regardless of their friend's/family's input on their life decisions, when in fact a normally sane person or former case may interpret their actions/statements/beliefs (of their such actions) as, in fact, retarded.
A possibly genetically inherited and chronic mental(/physical) disorder, in which one's head becomes so far up their ass, it leads to delusional thinking and insistence that they are always right, regardless of their friend's/family's input on their life decisions, when in fact a normally sane person or former case may interpret their actions/statements/beliefs (of their such actions) as, in fact, retarded.
Man: "Yeah, she left me, took the kids, took up drinking and anorexia, saying I'm the reason she's depressed, turned bisexual, and is still seeing another woman, and she told me to leave, saying she doesn't want me 'to put a bad influence on her kids'"
Friend: "Wow thats a serious case of cranalanalitis"
Man: "Tell me about it..."
Friend: "Wow thats a serious case of cranalanalitis"
Man: "Tell me about it..."
by boardercrosser January 15, 2008
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(verb) A tricky femdom sexual maneuver that is set into motion by the male thrusting from the top in the missionary position. Without warning, the female partner flips him over onto his back, pins him down, and inserts her index finger into his anus. His prostate is unceremoniously pressed and he's made to expel his seed onto the sheets instead of into her.
Made famous by Cerina Vincent in the 2002 horror film Cabin Fever.
Made famous by Cerina Vincent in the 2002 horror film Cabin Fever.
Rumor has it that Miranda performed a Cerina on her husband on their wedding night, and that's why he has her last name.
Marcy smirked smugly after she Cerinaed Paul.
Marcy smirked smugly after she Cerinaed Paul.
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she will always ask you for answers on tests and she'll always ask you for food and SHE WONT EVER BREAK GIRL CODE UNLIKE SO OF HER "FRIENDS"
she will always ask you for answers on tests and she'll always ask you for food and SHE WONT EVER BREAK GIRL CODE UNLIKE SO OF HER "FRIENDS"
gir 1 l:did you see ceraiah pants today?
girl 2: OMG yes she has such a phat ass!
girl 3: i wish i was built like that shes so pretty.
girl 2: OMG yes she has such a phat ass!
girl 3: i wish i was built like that shes so pretty.
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