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by BoarVesselLover July 18, 2018

ceramic tiled

Getting so drunk you end up on the bathroom floor, which is typically made of ceramic tile

Damn Dolby got ceramic tiled last night. She was on the bathroom floor all morning.

by YungIncome February 26, 2014

11 oz of sheer ceramic prowess

Any mug you get from Urban Dictionary. I guess it will appear right under this definition.

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by Sisak24 June 13, 2021

Ceramic phone to God

The toilet, when vomiting. Known as such due to the noises coming from the bathroom. That, and having your flatmates asking you "how's God?" the next morning.

"aw God!"
*bleurgh*

by moodus March 13, 2005

ceramic sock

Usually a tube sock that has been ejaculated into. The man juice hardens over time

Siddesh just sits in his room making ceramic socks all day

by FigBat Diggernick June 20, 2016

ceramic mascara

The darkish artwork smeared on the toilet bowl after someone has disposed of their used-food.

She decided she'd never host a party again, after spending half the day cleaning the ceramic mascara from her toilet bowls.

by Zonal K June 24, 2018

Tear Up Some Ceramic

When you need to piss so incredibly bad, that you may possibly tear up the cermamic of the toilet / urinal. Replaceable with phrases such as, "I'm going to carve my name in that ceramic!". This phrase is commonly used when letting go enormous amounts of urine while out for a night of drinking.

I need to piss real bad after all that drinking, nevermind breaking the seal, I'm going to tear up some ceramic.

I really need to tear up some ceramic; I may even carve my initals in that toilet.

by Eric K Anderson September 30, 2007