centurylink

The absolute worst internet provider ever.

Guy1: I'm switching to CenturyLink tomorrow!

Guy2: Have fun in virtual hell.

by xdarkvEnom October 13, 2013

centerlink

Poor Peoples Favourite Place

person1: hey man im poor
person2: just go to centerlink
person1: fuck yeah

by TheRealJayRScotty November 9, 2017

CenturyLink

The worst fucking to internet provider to date

Person1: hey I just got 60 Mbps Of centurylink WiFi!

Person2: you mean .888 Mbps right, because everyone knows that centurylink is the shittiest WiFi provider out there

Person1: fuck.

by A sad CenturyLink user April 21, 2018

centerline cuntalingus

eating out a well kept cooter while she is driving

centerline cuntalingus is going down on a girl while shes driving

by trevortdawgnelson June 23, 2011

CenturyLink

A ISP that gets sent back to the 1800's from any amount of weather.

Normal Person : "Looks like its about to rain."
CenturyLink User : "Damn. Talk to you lat-"

by CenturyLinkHater7 May 26, 2023

Centurylinked

Being a customer of a company that gives you half the product half the time.

My internet service provider centurylinked me for over a year.

by CenturyLink March 7, 2022

Centre link Bludger

A centre link bludger is a person who sits on their fucken ass all day and getting payed for it off the government.

Man 1: oi lad, my mrs is being such a centre link bludger.
Man 2: fuck sakes cunt, what a sad dog.

by splashhhey November 23, 2019