Celibate

To abstain from physical relations with another organism, sheep, goat, or turtle based on religous beliefs, lack of knowledge, and/or ability to do so.

I told the turtle I couldn't because I chose a celibate lifestyle.

by Shasta(turtle) November 20, 2017

Celibate

Someone who gets no complaints about how terrible they are in bed.

Once the guy was no longer celibate he started getting the same complaints again.

by Solid Mantis September 22, 2020

Celibate

Someone that has no role whatsoever in a bedroom.

The guy has been celibate most of his life, almost like a monk.

by The Original Agahnim June 21, 2021

Celibate

Someone that has no role whatsoever in a bedroom.

That guy you know everything about has lived most of his life almost like a monk, a celibate life mostly.

by The Original Agahnim June 21, 2021

Celibate

If a female is saying her man won't get any sex unless he has proof of a vaccine, it might seem like the worst thing that could happen at the time, in the way that getting off drugs seems like the worst thing that could happen to an addict when the addict first starts. You might be happier than you've been in a long time if you stick with it though.

Being celibate isn't the punishment it seems to be at first for a guy that is used to having sex on a regular basis, any more than getting sober is the punishment it might seem to be at first for an addict.

by The Original Agahnim August 19, 2021

Celibate

Without sex.

There are things worse than a life without sex, drugs, vaccines, or masks, even if those things seem popular to a crowd. Not everybody gets much time to be celibate in life, so a guy that has the option to get celibate and stand or get laid and fall in line for a vaccine knows it isn't a choice to panic over.

by The Original Agahnim August 19, 2021

celibate goggles

The unfortunate lens that one sees through when they have not gotten lucky for quite a long time where everyone begins to look attractive (mainly people who you would not normally find attractive if you were getting laid). When wearing the celibate goggles you should display the utmost caution as it can lead to mistakes and regret. Accessorizing oneself with the celibate goggles is an open invitation to personal ridicule.

Leah: Geez girl, that guy is NAHT hot.
case 1:
Becki: He's smokin'. I'm going to have a good time tonight.
Leah: Take off your celibate goggles before you embarrass yourself.

case 2:
Becki: I'd have sex with anyone tonight, I haven't gotten laid in so long.
Jess: Take off those goggles there.

by 313vagina April 17, 2009