celebant

used to describe a state of NO SEX! or so says 16 year old boys who do no realise that the correct word is, in fact, celebate

I bet you i can stay celebant for 4 months! actually make that 3

by melodious-joy September 16, 2006

Celebating

The act of a celeberity masturbating

"was that a video of Celebating?"

by BobitaLovesBob April 18, 2015

celeb

Someone who you never heard of 5 years ago and who nobody younger will have heard of 5 years from now.

"I am so old, I can remember when Robin Hood was a celeb."

"When I grow up, I want to stop being a celeb."

by Patrick_not_a_username June 14, 2006

celebate

To masterbate in celebration.

When Fred got a date with Sharon he went home and celebated.

by glaze83 November 07, 2010

celebant

Celibate for idiots. My friends tried to argue with me over it.

Hold up!!! What ya'll tryna say :kiss: ...You mean I homie can't stay celebant if he wants to??

by Joran September 16, 2006

celebs

People with to much money that usually have a very good plastic surgent.

What can I do for you today Pamela Anderson. I need a size ZZ.

by Billybob March 15, 2005

celebate

Using the activity of masturbation to celebrate recent fortunate events. The act of "celebation" must be declared beforehand in order to qualify. Can be applied to, but is not limited to: sexual advances with the opposite sex, triumphant achievements of human ability, and/or fantastically tantilizing foodstuffs.

"What? An 92 on my Gay/Lesbian Studies exam? Time to go celebate!"

by Conslarfadarf October 18, 2009