by HikingAnonymous August 11, 2019
Get the Des's Cave mug.To successfully perform an Aladdin's Cave, the man must first find a suitable candidate. A female that has suffered with chronic obstructive pulmonary disease (COPD) for a number of years will suffice.
The man must first wait until the female has fallen deeply into a slumberous sleep. Following this, in one swift and committed manoeuvre, he enters his erect penis in to the anus of the sleeping candidate.
At the exact point of the female waking, the man must throw ground cumin in to the mouth and nose of the female, whilst shouting 'diamond in the rough!', causing the female, with a whooping cough to close her anus tight.
The males penis must escape the anus before it has completely tightened for it to truly count as an Aladdin's Cave.
The man must first wait until the female has fallen deeply into a slumberous sleep. Following this, in one swift and committed manoeuvre, he enters his erect penis in to the anus of the sleeping candidate.
At the exact point of the female waking, the man must throw ground cumin in to the mouth and nose of the female, whilst shouting 'diamond in the rough!', causing the female, with a whooping cough to close her anus tight.
The males penis must escape the anus before it has completely tightened for it to truly count as an Aladdin's Cave.
by aladdinscaver May 7, 2017
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Sometimes the kids get too crazy or the in-laws are over so the wife and I will just retreat to the Couple's Cavern for a while and play some ping pong.
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➥ This is a 100% safely moderated community server that's focused on finding social interaction and to just talk about anything that's on your mind! They have many fun bots to play around with and an active memberbase! Events are also being hosted such as Simon Says, Last to Leave and more!
Psst, there's also a Nitro Giveaway every now and then!
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"Caves are beautiful things, you know? They're thermostatically controlled - warm when it's cold out and cool when it's warm. Very quiet. Very comfortable."
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