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calafartastic

To fart really loudly in front of your boyfriend
Hannah Montanans performed calafartastics in front of her underwear model boyfriend
by palmogranate March 21, 2009
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Califortified

"Cali-fawr-tuh-fahyd"

Verb and/or Adjective

Used to describe someone or something that is strengthened by their geographic origin or location, California.

Someone from California that is tough as nails

Something from California that is unbreakable

To make strong or increase strength of
The rock is Califortified (hard and strong from California)

The fabric, handmade in California, is nearly bullet proof, it's Califortified.

She was attacked by a great white shark off the coast of California and lived, she's Califortified.

A bear or mountain lion is no match for someone that is Califortifed

They moved from a suburban area to a tough region in California and are now Califortified.
by Faux Sheez September 26, 2011
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califat

Califat he is my love
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Califasturbation

Like Californication, but instead of California fornicating with every other place in the world and taking over their culture, it's Californian cultural osmosis lightly sprinkling everywhere else metaphorical information-cum.
"Aren't all American license plates white with red and blue bits on them?"
"No, my learned friend, that is Califasturbation."
by Forton Smork June 5, 2023
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