Califarkian

A Californian that moves to Arkansas.

You can take the girl out of California but you can't take California out of the girl. Since California is too expensive to live in, I moved to Arkansas. I coined this word because I even though I'm a native Californian I no longer live in California, and I'll never be an Arkansan, so I've decided I'll be a Califarkian. There's even a Califarkian that lives across the street.

by Smogzilla December 14, 2008

Californian Roulette

Waking up each morning, wondering if today's the day that the Big One will hit. Played by every resident of and visitor to California, whether they wish to or not.

Dude 1: Why don't you move to somewhere where your entire city won't be levelled by an earthquake?
Dude 2: Nah, I don't really feel alive unless I'm playing Californian Roulette.

by Flakey December 8, 2012

Californianized

The process of one from out of the state of California, adapting to the society and culture of those who live in the state of California.

Living in California for almost a year, Danny has become Californianized by living with his new parents.

by Light Rex January 13, 2009

Californian Shit Dog Pancake Spanker

Mexican that immigrated from Mexico, that stands outside of Home Depot looking for work, and look for Old Flabby Asses to spank

Romil: Hey you that Californian Shit Dog Pancake Spanker over there.
Adam: Hell yeah, I bet he's clappin' granny ass

by #OldFlabbyAss December 10, 2018

Californian Dementor

When one Juuls into another's gaping anus and sucks it back in like a dementor from Harry Potter and expels the gas from their anus.

I wish my man knew how to do a "Californian Dementor".

I'm hungry for a "Californian Dementor" right now.

I heard Brad gives the best "Californian Dementors".

No one does it like Lord Voldemort .

by VisualistTV December 15, 2018

californian wedding ring

A butthole, generally a dude's. Something not as tight as it could be.

Good thing it was a californian wedding ring or I'd rip the skin on Frank the meat tank.

by Peteygthing August 8, 2019

Californian cock chasm capping

The act of stuffing an ice buttplug into your gay sex partner's asshole then calling him geoffrey. this is then followed by pouring soy sauce into his cockhole.

I have extended experience in Californian cock chasm capping

by Fuckface222 February 28, 2017