cuntweasel

when you have a weasel in your cunt

what a fuckin cuntweasel ms.jacobson is.

by dick vitale October 17, 2003

crapweasel

Person who use “brick and mortar” stores to try on clothing, check out fit, and get help from store employees with no intention of buying anything there, and then go online and buy the item cheaper. Particular to Northwest Motorcycle community working at a large software company.

I got my Shoei for $120 less from helemtcity.com after i found out that i wear an XL from eastside. i'm such a crapweasel.

by noonan January 6, 2005

Catweazle

(i) A male sporting a beard, when clearly he does not have good beard growing capacity. Results in tufty pubescent look.
(ii) A male of dubious character. Likely to have appearance as described above, coupled with piss-like odour. Leers alot and has near criminal interest in 14 year old girls.

(i) The 20 something in a shell suit top that hangs out at your local bus station 'looking for action', that never arrives.
(ii) The 40 something male who could be in his 70s who loiters at train stations. Has delusions that all young grirls are looking for a man just like him.

by Gumbo Jenkinson November 13, 2003

batweasel

A derogatory name for someone in high power. typically used to warn others of their presence so that all instances of hazing, and/or malicious and illegal activity may be hidden.

I had to yell batweasel last night when the commandant came on deck.

by Francis Mccalister October 24, 2008

cumweasel

see also: Republican

Wow, did you hear that State of The Union address? What a cumweasel!

by Doug Boucher January 11, 2009

Batweasel

A derogatory name for a snivelling, pathetic male. A sleazy creep who thinks he is a massive stud and can have any woman he wants when actually they are all wishing he would just f**k off. He needs to man up and get on with his life.

For a more detailed description please see Jude Law in the movie 'Closer'.

"He is such an unbelievable Batweasel, he needs to grow some balls and behave more like Clive Owen'

by MarciaGG August 23, 2009

cuntweasel

A vile ex-girlfriend 'o mine.

Cuntweasel lives in Madison these days.

by Jawbox April 14, 2005