CatyWhompus

To put a cat into a large sack, and strike somebody over the head with it. In other words; A Whompus.

I had no other choice, but to CatyWhompus his sister.
Sometimes I get so flustered that I CatyWhompus my mother.

by Mrs. Gans January 7, 2011

cattywompus

to go diagonal or across to a certian place, or diagonal from something

them dadgum pack of em wolves are about cattywompus from Wilbourn Creek.
or
That sasafras tree is round bout cattywompus over there.

by bub January 20, 2005

cattywompus

totally messed up, yet baller

this shit is cattywompus!!!

by jesus t. christ December 7, 2006

Cattywhompus

Cattywhompus is when something or someone is sitting weird or being weird

Dude: did you see that guys face after I punched him, it was like all cattywhompus and shit

Other dude: no way bro

by Yesirr April 6, 2020

catywhompus

doing something wrong

you parked all catywhompus

by emmi:) February 24, 2019

Cattywhompus

From the archaic Cattus-Whompus (Greek in nature) for the cowherd who was wedded to the daughter of the cousin of the son of Aries (the parents of whom were Catius and Whompius). Hence, the term was created to describe any of the Grecian cowherds who were descended from the original Catius.
This original definition gradually evolved into our more modern definition: the brand of any number of nonexistent products one may search to find in a place of trade.

You: Excuse me sir, do you have the latest Cattywhompus bag?
Clerk: Let me check our inventory.
You: Oh, I have most eagerly awaited the newest addition to the Cattywhompus line of products.

by YBB November 29, 2003

Cattywompus

Created by sydney A describing word for something hairy or ugly.

Devin's butt lint is cattywompus

by Miss Jennifer... December 31, 2008