catsup 

a seasoned pureed condiment usually made from tomatoes.

Back in the days instead of ketchup, it was pronounced Catsup.

catsup by Offline-Me March 1, 2021

Catsup 

What cats put on their chips.

My pussy sure loves catsup!

Catsup by Pensil December 30, 2021

catsup 

Older version of "ketchup" made by Heinz

I would like catsup with my fries.

catsup by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le March 28, 2022

Rusty Catsup Bottle 

The sexual act of a woman defecating on a penis before vaginal intercourse while being on her period.

She lovingling performed a rusty catsup bottle with her boyfriend last night.

Rusty Catsup Bottle by Mahoney69 June 16, 2014

monkey catsup 

the red stuff that comes out of monkeys every 28 days; also the best thing to eat a monkey with.

Blimey, that monkey shot monkey catsup 50 feet out of its butt hole!

Please pass the monkey catsup

monkey catsup by scrammers May 31, 2007

california hot catsup 

In a California Hot Catsup, you proceed to punch a bitch in the nose and make her bleed, then you take her blood spread her blood on the penis and make her suck the penis, making it look like a french fry covered in catsup.

Johnny, I'm hungry.
Do you want a big fat french fry?
Yes, as long as it is covered in California Hot Catsup.
Will do, Krystal.

california hot catsup by xJapaneseSteelx May 2, 2009

drunk catsup 

a shot:

3 parts shitty vodka, 1 part store brand hot sauce

to be taken with an old friend, you must have at least 7 of these each, otherwise it's called, "two bloody vagina-saucers"

Me and my old friend from high school blacked out during a drunk catsup session last night; I don't remember a thing, we'll have to catch up again some other time.

drunk catsup by derpaderpalurkalurkaherca December 5, 2012