Cats Ass

The alternative definition to "cats ass" as indicating something quintessentially cool. In this definition, cats ass is used to denote a small circular bald spot on the back of a mans head that is surrounded by dense hair and thus resembles a felines anus. The term can also be used to indicate any small circular void of something that was previously present and now missing, as long as it resembles it's namesake - a kitties butthole (e.g., a small round patch of dead grass in an otherwise healthy lawn). But let's be honest , its best used to harass your balding friends.

Johnny: Dude, did you see that tiny bald spot on the back of Jesses head?
Muldoon: I know dude! He's only 19 years old and already has a cats ass. Time to call Bosely.

Cats Ass by GGAllin25 September 4, 2017

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Cats ass

When you have long hair and you havent washed it in a week or so. It splits down the middle back of your head and the part starting on the back of your head isnt covered by hair.

I havent washed my hair in a week and I have cats ass on my head

Cats ass by Msannethr0pe December 2, 2019

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the cats ass

A niftyier way of saying cool, that is the shit, or this is wonderful. It is also used to say that someone or something is really clever or intelligent.

the guys at holybullshit.com are the cats ass.

the cats ass by James Bourne February 20, 2004