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redneck catheter

A beer bottle used as a temporary urine recepticle.
15 minutes until the next rest stop; better just use a redneck catheter.
by tps12 October 26, 2006
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catheter

A hollow flexible tube for insertion into the urethra to drain urine from the bladder
Charlt - "I can't believe he tripped over your catheter cable."
Jorge - "Indeed, my penis hole is now 5 times as wide, yet bloody as an ox."
by Skott October 23, 2004
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Catgender

Catgender is a xenogender related to cats. While it is usually used by neurodivergent people who use xenogenders to better understand their identity (not all neurodivergent people struggle with that though!), neurotypical people can use it too.

Someone who is cat gender will usually feel a really strong connection to cats. Most Catgender people DO NOT identify as cats.

However, it can be used by cat therians and other non-human identities, along with people who experience delusions of being a cat.

Some pronouns that Catgender people use can be/are: Nya/nyan/nyans/nyans/nyanself, mew/mew/mews/mews/mewself, meow/meow/meows/meows/meowself, cat/cat/cats/cats/catself, purr/purr/purrs/purrs/purrself.

However, not every Catgender person will use these pronouns, and not every Catgender person will use all of them.
Person A: Hey, I have something to tell you.

Person B: Oh? What is it?

Person A: I'm Catgender and I use Nya/nyanself pronouns now, along with (insert other pronouns)

Person B: Dude what? You can't be a cat.

Person A: I don't identify as a cat, this is a common misconception of Catgender. I just feel as really strong connection to cats and feel as though that connection influences my gender identity.

Person B: Oh I get it now, I am sorry for assuming (Name). I'm glad you thought I was a safe person to come out too :)
by Zephyrnotfoundwastaken October 17, 2022
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catharded

Cathartic retardation. Brain damage resulting from drug overdose are strike to the head.
"Where is Adam?"
"You didn't hear? He snorted a bunch of meth and is now in the hospital all catharded and shit."
by Nutzen YerMouf May 9, 2018
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Catheren

Catheren frog eating ho
by Ribney June 9, 2021
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texas catheter

using a condom with a tube attached attached to the end, usually leading to some sort of bucket so one doesn't have to get off the couch to pee
Recently Ben Knight had surgery on his knee and used a Texas catheter so he wouldn't have to get off the couch every time he had to piss...
by headjew March 24, 2010
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Catgender

One of the most common Xenogenders. Pronouns people may use are nya/meow/kit/cat etc. Catgender and othe Xenogenders are a very iceberged topic. While many agree they are valid, a good chunk has the opposite idea.
Person 1: Oh hey! There was something you wanted to tell me?
Person 2: Yeah! I’m catgender
Person 1: Wtf man!? You seriously think that’s real? I bet u like meowbahh
Person 2: WHAT NO!! MEOWBAHH SUCKS!! Catgender is simply a way neurodivergent people express their gender in a way that makes them feel comfortable!
Person 1: Do you think your a cat??
Person 2: Nope! That’s a bit of miss information about people with xenogenders.
Person 1: oh! I see now! I will stop being a pussy bitch now that you’ve helped me understand!
by MYPONYBEADISINMYNOSE!!! September 3, 2022
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